Monday, January 25, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 508


28 comments:

LR said...

"Yeah, I remember him- good chum."

boneguy said...
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Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like you foun Nemo!

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, that's him with legs."

boneguy said...

I never met a remora that wasn't a sucker!

Dr Sumguy said...

"So I ate your ex wife. A thank you would be nice!"

Anonymous said...

"Don't pull that good carp/bad carp shit on me."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like Miranda ... Right?"

Shelly said...

"I never touched the diver inside those metal bars- I eat strictly cage-free."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like a Hook, Line, and Sinker ... Come on!"

Anonymous said...

"F..L..M....Z.......R wait, no P......................K?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Yeah, that's Ahab, but he's not 'the A-rab.'"

NJ-to-TX said...

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

boneguy said...

Yes, Ted Cruz is my father. Is that a stretch?

reid savid said...

"That helicopter was photoshopped."

Anonymous said...

"I'll take my chances with judge al. It's been months since he rendered a verdict."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"That's the shittiest undercover bio I've ever seen. No one is going to believe my name is Gil Slitt"

NAMBY said...

"Yes, of course I know my rights. I'm a lawyer."

Anonymous said...

"I wouldn't be here if I were a great white!"

Anonymous said...

"Ironically, I ate McGruff."

Dex said...

"I don't trust either of youse guys. Where's Fish?"

smuck said...

"OK I'll talk! This dryboarding is torture!"

Anonymous said...

"Ok, she swam near me and I was hungry, but it was consensual."

NJ-to-TX said...

"That's a movie, dude. There are no sharks in tornadoes going around eating people."

boneguy said...

His name is Spielberg and believe me, he had it coming.

Jess said...

"And if elected I will make America great again!…Sure, No problem. Tell the Koch brothers I can do this."

Anonymous said...

:Nope. That is not Roy Scheider's autograph."

NJ-to-TX said...

"But could they beat the 95-96 Bulls?"

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