"Yeah, I remember him- good chum."
"Looks like you foun Nemo!
"Yeah, that's him with legs."
I never met a remora that wasn't a sucker!
"So I ate your ex wife. A thank you would be nice!"
"Don't pull that good carp/bad carp shit on me."Jim Cavanaugh
"Looks like Miranda ... Right?"
"I never touched the diver inside those metal bars- I eat strictly cage-free."
"Looks like a Hook, Line, and Sinker ... Come on!"
"F..L..M....Z.......R wait, no P......................K?"
"Yeah, that's Ahab, but he's not 'the A-rab.'"
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Yes, Ted Cruz is my father. Is that a stretch?
"That helicopter was photoshopped."
"I'll take my chances with judge al. It's been months since he rendered a verdict."Jim Cavanaugh
"That's the shittiest undercover bio I've ever seen. No one is going to believe my name is Gil Slitt"
"Yes, of course I know my rights. I'm a lawyer."
"I wouldn't be here if I were a great white!"
"Ironically, I ate McGruff."
"I don't trust either of youse guys. Where's Fish?"
"OK I'll talk! This dryboarding is torture!"
"Ok, she swam near me and I was hungry, but it was consensual."
"That's a movie, dude. There are no sharks in tornadoes going around eating people."
His name is Spielberg and believe me, he had it coming.
"And if elected I will make America great again!…Sure, No problem. Tell the Koch brothers I can do this."
:Nope. That is not Roy Scheider's autograph."
"But could they beat the 95-96 Bulls?"
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"Yeah, I remember him- good chum."
"Looks like you foun Nemo!
"Yeah, that's him with legs."
I never met a remora that wasn't a sucker!
"So I ate your ex wife. A thank you would be nice!"
"Don't pull that good carp/bad carp shit on me."
Jim Cavanaugh
"Looks like Miranda ... Right?"
"I never touched the diver inside those metal bars- I eat strictly cage-free."
"Looks like a Hook, Line, and Sinker ... Come on!"
"F..L..M....Z.......R wait, no P......................K?"
"Yeah, that's Ahab, but he's not 'the A-rab.'"
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Yes, Ted Cruz is my father. Is that a stretch?
"That helicopter was photoshopped."
"I'll take my chances with judge al. It's been months since he rendered a verdict."
Jim Cavanaugh
"That's the shittiest undercover bio I've ever seen. No one is going to believe my name is Gil Slitt"
"Yes, of course I know my rights. I'm a lawyer."
"I wouldn't be here if I were a great white!"
"Ironically, I ate McGruff."
"I don't trust either of youse guys. Where's Fish?"
"OK I'll talk! This dryboarding is torture!"
"Ok, she swam near me and I was hungry, but it was consensual."
"That's a movie, dude. There are no sharks in tornadoes going around eating people."
His name is Spielberg and believe me, he had it coming.
"And if elected I will make America great again!…Sure, No problem. Tell the Koch brothers I can do this."
:Nope. That is not Roy Scheider's autograph."
"But could they beat the 95-96 Bulls?"
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