"Yeah, I remember him- good chum."
"Looks like you foun Nemo!
"Yeah, that's him with legs."
I never met a remora that wasn't a sucker!
"So I ate your ex wife. A thank you would be nice!"
"Don't pull that good carp/bad carp shit on me."Jim Cavanaugh
"Looks like Miranda ... Right?"
"This is racist! The NYPD never hassles the Jets like this."
"I never touched the diver inside those metal bars- I eat strictly cage-free."
"Looks like a Hook, Line, and Sinker ... Come on!"
"F..L..M....Z.......R wait, no P......................K?"
"Yeah, that's Ahab, but he's not 'the A-rab.'"
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Yes, Ted Cruz is my father. Is that a stretch?
"That helicopter was photoshopped."
"I'll take my chances with judge al. It's been months since he rendered a verdict."Jim Cavanaugh
"That's not my handwriting, asshole."
"That's the shittiest undercover bio I've ever seen. No one is going to believe my name is Gil Slitt"
"Yes, of course I know my rights. I'm a lawyer."
"I wouldn't be here if I were a great white!"
"Ironically, I ate McGruff."
"I don't trust either of youse guys. Where's Fish?"
"OK I'll talk! This dryboarding is torture!"
"Ok, she swam near me and I was hungry, but it was consensual."
"That's a movie, dude. There are no sharks in tornadoes going around eating people."
His name is Spielberg and believe me, he had it coming.
"And if elected I will make America great again!…Sure, No problem. Tell the Koch brothers I can do this."
:Nope. That is not Roy Scheider's autograph."
"But could they beat the 95-96 Bulls?"
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