Monday, January 25, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 508


30 comments:

LR said...

"Yeah, I remember him- good chum."

boneguy said...
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Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like you foun Nemo!

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, that's him with legs."

boneguy said...

I never met a remora that wasn't a sucker!

Dr Sumguy said...

"So I ate your ex wife. A thank you would be nice!"

Anonymous said...

"Don't pull that good carp/bad carp shit on me."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like Miranda ... Right?"

Bernardo said...

"This is racist! The NYPD never hassles the Jets like this."

Shelly said...

"I never touched the diver inside those metal bars- I eat strictly cage-free."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like a Hook, Line, and Sinker ... Come on!"

Anonymous said...

"F..L..M....Z.......R wait, no P......................K?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Yeah, that's Ahab, but he's not 'the A-rab.'"

NJ-to-TX said...

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

boneguy said...

Yes, Ted Cruz is my father. Is that a stretch?

reid savid said...

"That helicopter was photoshopped."

Anonymous said...

"I'll take my chances with judge al. It's been months since he rendered a verdict."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"That's not my handwriting, asshole."

Anonymous said...

"That's the shittiest undercover bio I've ever seen. No one is going to believe my name is Gil Slitt"

NAMBY said...

"Yes, of course I know my rights. I'm a lawyer."

Anonymous said...

"I wouldn't be here if I were a great white!"

Anonymous said...

"Ironically, I ate McGruff."

Dex said...

"I don't trust either of youse guys. Where's Fish?"

smuck said...

"OK I'll talk! This dryboarding is torture!"

Anonymous said...

"Ok, she swam near me and I was hungry, but it was consensual."

NJ-to-TX said...

"That's a movie, dude. There are no sharks in tornadoes going around eating people."

boneguy said...

His name is Spielberg and believe me, he had it coming.

Jess said...

"And if elected I will make America great again!…Sure, No problem. Tell the Koch brothers I can do this."

Anonymous said...

:Nope. That is not Roy Scheider's autograph."

NJ-to-TX said...

"But could they beat the 95-96 Bulls?"

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