The gluten free fish are right behind us.
"That's great. That's just fucking great! What are we gonna do now, man? We're in some pretty shit. Game over man! Game over..."
"Do you shit in the woods?"
"Sorry about Grizzly Adams"
"Thanks, Siri, for the great directions."
"Jay Cutler sucks!"
"How far until the next Latte?"
"I am not your Chum!"
"Fierce upstream rapids, huge hungry bears -- how did we not evolve fucking like everything else?"
"Fucking Netflix Streaming!"
"Yup, my last name is Rushdie. You're a regular fucking Fozzie Bear, aren't you?"
"Abe Vigoda's dead. Pass it on."
He's a bear. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Wanna watch us spawn?"
"We're Salmon Dave. Who the fuck are you?"
"Out of the way, I'm late for my abortion."
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