Tuesday, February 2, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 509

17 comments:

boneguy said...

The gluten free fish are right behind us.

Anonymous said...

"That's great. That's just fucking great! What are we gonna do now, man? We're in some pretty shit. Game over man! Game over..."

LR said...

"Do you shit in the woods?"

Anonymous said...

"Sorry about Grizzly Adams"

LR said...

"Thanks, Siri, for the great directions."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Jay Cutler sucks!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"How far until the next Latte?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Suq Madiq!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I am not your Chum!"

Dex said...

"Fierce upstream rapids, huge hungry bears -- how did we not evolve fucking like everything else?"

Anonymous said...

"Fucking Netflix Streaming!"

Anonymous said...

"Yup, my last name is Rushdie. You're a regular fucking Fozzie Bear, aren't you?"

Anonymous said...

"Abe Vigoda's dead. Pass it on."

boneguy said...

He's a bear. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Wanna watch us spawn?"

Anonymous said...

"We're Salmon Dave. Who the fuck are you?"

reid savid said...

"Out of the way, I'm late for my abortion."

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