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Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween Anti-Cappers. 

Just because I seldom judge you doesn't mean I don't care about you or appreciate your efforts.  I actually have a job and the hours there are….well you know. --al in la   

Monday, September 22, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #444


It’s only considered entrapment on dry land.--SalmonOfDoubt (JUDGE"S COMMENT: Perfect anti-cap because it's smart and funny but still too stupid to pass muster with the brass at the NYer. )
This guy's so desperate to become a lawyer, he tried to pass the sand bar.--boneguy (JUDGE"S COMMENT: By now it's clear that the bone man has his moments of quiet desperation. These yeild his best caps, among which this is not.)

"What you've got there, Billy, is a large-mouth barrister. Unfortunately, they're a dime-a-dozen in these parts, and pretty much clog up the lakes."--Anonymouse (JUDGE"S COMMENT: Anti-lawyer jokes? Talk about a dime-a-dozen. This makes the grade because of the word play and the use of “barrister.” Kind of classes up the joint. Don't you think?)
"The lawyers here are piscean."--Kathy H (JUDGE"S COMMENT: Well hats off to K.H. for keeping a classic alive even at the expense of her dignity and good name. )

"Fusilli, you crazy basstard!"--Dex (JUDGE"S COMMENT: Thanks Dex. It's the die-hards who make it all worthwhile.)

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