Sunday, January 17, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 507


21 comments:

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's been over 4 hours. Call 9-1-1"

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's a vibrator for Evrolet girl."

Dex said...

"Banger? I barely knew her!"

boneguy said...

Our merger with Giant went through.

John Mercer said...

"I do not relish this assignment."

Anonymous said...

"This is mine. Your dog's in the microwave."

boneguy said...

This is the New York version of open carry.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Who ordered the Frankfooter?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"'The Apprentice' was tanking, he said to go big!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I got it from the Wienermobile. It has voice activated GPS, and can play the Bossa Nova!"

smuck said...

"Late stage capitalism."

Anonymous said...

"THIS is a man bun!"

boneguy said...

Widermeyer's dead. Nitrates.

Dex said...

" Widermeyer didn't pass his random drug test. Poppy seed bun."

Anonymous said...

"Check that. It was Oscar Mayer, not Widermeyer."

Shelly said...

"Big Bertha in accounting is hungry again."

reid savid said...

"Allahu Akbar!"

Anonymous said...

R.I.P. David Bowie

R.I.P. Alan Rickman

R.I.P. Glenn Frey

R.I.P.C. Vey......soon?

NJ-to-TX said...

"I can't say what I really want to say to you in the workplace, but I don't see anything about not showing this to you in the sexual harassment policy."

Anonymous said...

"Look at our fucking eyeballs, Ted. We've got to switch to the low sodium hotdogs."

Anonymous said...

"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

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