Monday, January 11, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 506


28 comments:

NJ-to-TX said...

"We're like the NFL, with our pussification."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Yo, where's Adrian?"

Dex said...

"The punishment here is neoprene."

REX said...

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry.' YES that's what I said. "

reid savid said...

"After this it's the nylon maiden."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I call it the uppercut!"

Anonymous said...

"He'll die laughing."

John Mercer said...

"Apparently, His Majesty is a Little Rascals fan."

John Mercer said...

"It's funny because it's his own hand in the glove."

Shelly said...

"The first rule of Torture Club is: You don't talk about Torture Club."

boneguy said...

It's called the Guillotine 1.0. Looking for some crowdfunding to upgrade and get it ready for shipment Q3 this year.

boneguy said...

I had his nuts begging for their lives.

Jess said...

"Water boarding is seen as inhumane. This is merely considered zany."

Anonymous said...

"Let me guess—you've never witnessed performance art you fucking techie."

NAMBY said...

"Okay start tickling him….He'll talk."

Anonymous said...

"We're shifting the emphasis from less cruel to more unusual."

NJ-to-TX said...

^ Hey, anonymous, submit that one to the real contest.

boneguy said...

We've tried everything. al still refuses to judge.

Dr Sumguy said...

I got on eBay ... It's from the Boxer Rebellion!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Kinda reminds me of the Black Knight ... We'll call it a draw!"

Anonymous said...

"We cut off his hands to spite his face."

Anonymous said...

Airport Security in 2018 under President Trump…

"He still says he's not a muslim, but...we'll see…"

"

Anonymous said...

"Cheney says it's not torture."

John Mercer said...

"They don't call him Rock'em Sock'em Robespierre for nothing."

Dex said...

"He was sentenced to a slightly bruised spleen."

Anonymous said...

"If this guy was black or Muslim, would the government show this much restraint?"

smuck said...

"Late stage capitalism."

reid savid said...

"Allahu Akbar!"

Blog Archive

al in la

My photo
Los Angeles, California, United States
BORN: Brooklyn RAISED: Staten Island WHERE AT NOW: Los Angeles, California WHY: We will one day know.