Monday, January 4, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 505


21 comments:

al in la (Happy New Year Anti-Cappers!) said...

"So…Did you eat her pussy?"

John Mercer said...

"Yeah, I get it. You're from the Permian and I'll never get a perm."

Anonymous said...

"Dude, where's my dog?"

reid savid said...

"Well you go out there and tell Billy that body shaming is not OK."

reid savid said...

"Why do I still see kids playing on the lawn?"

Anonymous said...

"That's just great. Bobby's homework is an enigma inside an alligator wrapped around a dog."

Greenie-Stik-M-Caps said...

"Al in gator?"

boneguy said...

Where's your brother? I SAID I wanted Crocs for Christmas.

Dex said...

"Oh it's you, sorry about that flush down the toilet thing six months ago. No hard feelings?"

boneguy said...

I don't care if you come from a long line of nocturnal ambush predators. I told you to be back by 11.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Rumor has it, you ate Little TIMMY ... Don't gimme ... That's a Crock, That's a Crock!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Oh, look, the caiman came in."

Shelly said...

"For someone who started out in life as a croc baby, I expected you to be in da Nile.

NJ-to-TX said...

"What the fuck did you do with my fuckin' mail?"

LR said...

"Honey, I've modified our front door to make things easier for your mother."

boneguy said...

Good job on the wind sprints. Now hit the deck and give me 50 push..oh never mind.

John Mercer said...

"You ate two midgets? No, I don't mind."

Dr Sumguy said...

"The lab called ... Your positive for Gatoraids!"

Shelly said...

"And wipe that Shih Tzu-eating grin off your face!"

Anonymous said...

"Look, you don't use the doggy door when my wife or I are taking a shit."

reid savid said...

"No you may not go swimming in the creek with Billy and Andy."

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