"So…Did you eat her pussy?"
"Yeah, I get it. You're from the Permian and I'll never get a perm."
"Dude, where's my dog?"
"Well you go out there and tell Billy that body shaming is not OK."
"Why do I still see kids playing on the lawn?"
"That's just great. Bobby's homework is an enigma inside an alligator wrapped around a dog."
"Al in gator?"
Where's your brother? I SAID I wanted Crocs for Christmas.
"Oh it's you, sorry about that flush down the toilet thing six months ago. No hard feelings?"
I don't care if you come from a long line of nocturnal ambush predators. I told you to be back by 11.
"Rumor has it, you ate Little TIMMY ... Don't gimme ... That's a Crock, That's a Crock!"
"Oh, look, the caiman came in."
"For someone who started out in life as a croc baby, I expected you to be in da Nile.
"What the fuck did you do with my fuckin' mail?"
"Honey, I've modified our front door to make things easier for your mother."
Good job on the wind sprints. Now hit the deck and give me 50 push..oh never mind.
"You ate two midgets? No, I don't mind."
"The lab called ... Your positive for Gatoraids!"
"And wipe that Shih Tzu-eating grin off your face!"
"Look, you don't use the doggy door when my wife or I are taking a shit."
"No you may not go swimming in the creek with Billy and Andy."
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