"All this guy does is link to the cartoon on the New Yorker site."
"Why can't all of you be this stiff?"
"I stuck it sideways like you said, but it still doesn't work."
"Still not buying you a hoverboard"
Let me rummage around my medicine cabinet and see if I have any neostigmine.
"Al - your contest has it's eyes open, but rigor mortis set in long ago."
"No way around it, this is just a shitty cartoon with no comedic potential."
"Okay, Brad, now you can have that threesome you've been lusting for."
At least have the decency to die after the fiscal year end.
"Okay..You said your fetish was having a blind business women bash open a door using your head as a battering ram..Now what?.
Henry ... Where do you want the Working Stiff?"
"Mitt's ready to make another run."
"You were only supposed to take one little blue pill, honey. Not three."
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