Monday, December 14, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 503

25 comments:

boneguy said...

Our HR department absolutely sleighed it!

Shelly said...

"He'll just keep on going as long as he thinks he's Bob Dylan doin' a harmonica solo."

REX said...

Quick Dasher, go tell Prancer, Vixen and Comet our little plan worked! It fucking worked!!

Dr Sumguy said...

"Well ... His Christmas wish was for a Bit-coin!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Did you know why he's childless ... He only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"The good news ... He's got a zero carbon footprint!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Wait until tonight. He doesn't have a 'safe' word."

John Mercer said...

"Joining the Teamsters was the best fucking thing we ever did!"

John Mercer said...

"It was totally worth it to get rid of Comet, Cupid, and Blitzen"

boneguy said...

I posted a boot camp flyer and he took the bait.

John Mercer said...

"And the bag is full of dead elves"

John Mercer said...

"He actually thinks this is gonna get him in the frat."

Jess said...

"He started complaining about Comet's flatulence and I guess it just kind of escalated from there."

Michael Corleone said...

"The old man had too much wine. "

Anonymous said...

"We have photos of Santa going to town."

boneguy said...

Mrs. CLaus got tired of his saggy ass.

NAMBY said...

"Turns out Santa's a switch. Who knew?"

Anonymous said...

"He's kind like alinla; still involved, but no longer pulling his weight."

NJ-to-TX said...

"We fuckin' ran over grandma!"

boneguy said...

Someone shoulda told Santa reindeer carry syphilis.

Anonymous said...

"And the best part is—he has to keep dragging us for whole 'nother fucking week."

John Mercer said...

"4 legs good, 2 legs gullible"

Anonymous said...

"If everything is covered in snow, why would the mountains off in the distance have snow caps? Explain that to me."

Utellme said...

"But can the bitch FLY?"

Utellme said...

"Santa Claus! Go straight to the ghetto."

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