Monday, December 7, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 502,





27 comments:

LR said...

"Voof indeed, Inga- he really did have an enormous schwanzstucker."

Anonymous said...

"Look, Helen. They put that bust of Cheney in Arlington. Christ, what an ass hole."

John Mercer said...

"Now that I see it, yes, the eye breasts were a mistake."

Anonymous said...

"I had always wished Bernie would become a deadhead sooner."

John Mercer said...

"And he had all his employees buried with him. Sucked for them, being alive and all."

John Mercer said...

"And to the left is a statue of the broccoli floret he choked to death on."

NAMBY said...

"He spent our last dime on it, the selfish prick. I come just to watch the birds shit on his head."

Jess said...

"There are no flowers here. I think that's obscene."

Anonymous said...

"Cheney in Arlington. His victims are haunted by his face."

Anonymous said...

"Truth be told, Iris, Henry could never get enough head."

boneguy said...

He still doesn't know his ass is in a hole in the ground.

boneguy said...

He was a leading growth hormone manufacturer.

Dr Sumguy said...

"I must give him credit ... He's way ahead!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Of course it's larger than life ... It's an inflatable!"

Anonymous said...

"What a fucking waste of Portland cement."

boneguy said...

Unfortunately, it all went to his head.

Anonymous said...

"This is how he'll always be remembered...at the end of his stint in Syria."

Anonymous said...

"I ordered a regular headstone. There's been a grave mistake."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"He was larger than life."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"I like that tree a lot. Let's go get a sandwich."

Anonymous said...

"It took twenty years due to his rape conviction and the statue of limitations."

John Mercer said...

"It's a trick of perspective, much like this gate that's not wide enough to actually be effective."

Dex said...

"The dirty old bastard in dirty alabaster."

REX said...

"That's a monument to St. Seymour, the patron saint of CPA's--Not ALL of them are Jews, you know."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Death of a Dick"

Anonymous said...

"Karl always knew where the bodies were buried."

NAMBY said...

"And that's the Sen. Larry Craig Public Restroom and Glory Hole. They were going to put it in an airport, but a cemetery seems more appropriate…and private."

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