Monday, November 30, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 501


21 comments:

John Mercer said...

"I don't know. It seems a little buggery-y to me"

Anonymous said...

"Shit! And now I'm down to my last quarter."

boneguy said...

I dunno. I'd give the Japs three thumbs up for the element of surprise.


Dr Sumguy said...

"I dunno. Could mean space exploration, or we're about to have a collision with the USS Smiley!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"You know, I was more comfortable with the Enigma Machine."

John Mercer said...

"I thought joining the NAV-E would involve more high tech"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Now they'll know we're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Dex said...

"Jolly Roger Roger. Got it."

John Mercer said...

"Call me crazy, but it just doesn't say 'dreadnought' to me."

smuck said...

"That's uh... not how facebook works."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Nope. These 'contests' are still boring as all shit."

Anonymous said...

"Try sticking the thumbs up on the bottom up your bottom."

John Mercer said...

"I'm haunted by the faces of your vexillology."

Anonymous said...

"You're well on your way to making petty officer."

Shelly said...

"The captain says they're geometric logic symbols to help him figure out who ate the missing strawberries. I just think he's fuckin' nuts."

LR said...

"No, I get it now. Ensign Smiley had one serving, Commander Pfister had two...and it was Queeg who ate up the last of the strawberries, that bastard!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Makes me think somebody in communications, is a script kiddie hacker!"

Anonymous said...

"Uhhhhh, Siskel and Ebert give us two thumbs up?"

boneguy said...

For the longest time I thought Tora,Tora,Tora was some poor Japanese Jewish kid complaining about Bar Mitzvah training.

Anonymous said...

"We could use a little friendly fire for a change."

boneguy said...

Lucky for us we're all getting iPhones next week.

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