Monday, November 23, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 500


24 comments:

boneguy said...

Maybe being a horse thief isn't your thing.

Anonymous said...

"No shit, Bart. You got an A-horse too?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Seabiscuit ... Why the long face?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"She ain't looking too good! I think she needs a new coat of bottom palnt.

LR said...

"You're perfect for our posse to hunt down them scallop rustlers."

NJtoTX said...

"Why you must be that Jason Seahorse feller, last white cornerback to play in the Aquatic Football League!"

reid savid said...

"Line!" -on the set of Waterworld II.

John Mercer said...

"Yes, for the tenth time, I see horse!"

Dex said...

"Lemme guess, this IS your first rodeo."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Next high tide is at noon ... Be on it!"

John Mercer said...

"No, you want the OK Coral"

John Mercer said...

"Who the hell are you, Billy the Squid?"

Anonymous said...

" The brothel's right behind you if you're hankerin' to see whores."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

“I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs.”

John Mercer said...

"This global warming shit got you spooked good, don't it?"

Anonymous said...

"Where's the other horse's ass?"

John Mercer said...

"How the hell does that thing even breathe?"

Anonymous said...

"A horse is a horse of course of course, unless it's an undersea horse of course, and then it's not an uhhhhhhh, Fuck! I forgot how the rest of it goes."

boneguy said...

We'll need 15 more of them critters! They just legalized seaweed!

Anonymous said...

"Doc, you know jack-shit about cowboyin'…but bein' how yer a neurosurgeon and all…well I guess yer hired!"

Anonymous said...

"Mine's bigger than yours, and it's not a fucking seahorse."

Anonymous said...

"Hi, I'd like to invite you to join my professional network on LinkedIn. No wait, Christ, what an asshole."

gfwrite said...

Maybe, if this WAS the dawning of the age of aquarum.

gfwrite said...

If you WEREN'T a dumb ass cowboy you wouldn't do a typo on "aquarium."

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