Maybe being a horse thief isn't your thing.
"No shit, Bart. You got an A-horse too?"
"Seabiscuit ... Why the long face?"
"She ain't looking too good! I think she needs a new coat of bottom palnt.
"You're perfect for our posse to hunt down them scallop rustlers."
"Why you must be that Jason Seahorse feller, last white cornerback to play in the Aquatic Football League!"
"Line!" -on the set of Waterworld II.
"Yes, for the tenth time, I see horse!"
"Lemme guess, this IS your first rodeo."
"Next high tide is at noon ... Be on it!"
"No, you want the OK Coral"
"Who the hell are you, Billy the Squid?"
" The brothel's right behind you if you're hankerin' to see whores."Jim Cavanaugh
“I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs.”
"This global warming shit got you spooked good, don't it?"
"Where's the other horse's ass?"
"How the hell does that thing even breathe?"
"A horse is a horse of course of course, unless it's an undersea horse of course, and then it's not an uhhhhhhh, Fuck! I forgot how the rest of it goes."
We'll need 15 more of them critters! They just legalized seaweed!
"Doc, you know jack-shit about cowboyin'…but bein' how yer a neurosurgeon and all…well I guess yer hired!"
"Mine's bigger than yours, and it's not a fucking seahorse."
"Hi, I'd like to invite you to join my professional network on LinkedIn. No wait, Christ, what an asshole."
Maybe, if this WAS the dawning of the age of aquarum.
If you WEREN'T a dumb ass cowboy you wouldn't do a typo on "aquarium."
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