Monday, November 16, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 499


23 comments:

John Mercer said...

"I guess God doesn't have much to say today."

Anonymous said...

"Well, Obama did promise rains."

Jim Cavanaugh

John Mercer said...

"Just a reminder, I'd like a huge pearl necklace."

Anonymous said...

"Hope a big fat raindrop lands on your big fat head you big fat loser."

boneguy said...

I don't know what the hell you did to piss off Burt Bacharach!

Anonymous said...

"You forgot to kiss me goodbye."

NJ-to-TX said...

"You are a number! You are not a free man!"

REX said...

"Turn it upside-down, the cartoonist wants you to say something."

Anonymous said...

"No, Mr. Loman, I expect you to die."

boneguy said...

Just a little reminder to end OUR dry spell when you get home today!

Anonymous said...

"Showers today. Heavy at times."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Don't move. Something's about to bash your head in."

NJ-to-TX said...

"El niƱo esta llorando."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Where the fuck is your will?"

John Mercer said...

"Cum on-a my house!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I got the Bausch and Lomb eyedrops at Costco, why?"

Mookie said...

"God's tears!!…He's a huge Mets fan, you know!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Run Henry, Run ... It's a rain of terror!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Don't ever call them wetbacks again!"

Shelly said...

"Just in time for Christmas- a shitload of acid rain, dear."

Dr Sumguy said...

"911! ... Delete that iCloud download!"

Anonymous said...

"Text me if you get there."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Hey Bubble Boy! It's Moops!"

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