"I guess God doesn't have much to say today."
"Well, Obama did promise rains."Jim Cavanaugh
"Just a reminder, I'd like a huge pearl necklace."
"Hope a big fat raindrop lands on your big fat head you big fat loser."
I don't know what the hell you did to piss off Burt Bacharach!
"You forgot to kiss me goodbye."
"You are a number! You are not a free man!"
"Turn it upside-down, the cartoonist wants you to say something."
"No, Mr. Loman, I expect you to die."
Just a little reminder to end OUR dry spell when you get home today!
"Showers today. Heavy at times."Jim Cavanaugh
"Don't move. Something's about to bash your head in."
"El niño esta llorando."
"Where the fuck is your will?"
"Cum on-a my house!"
"I got the Bausch and Lomb eyedrops at Costco, why?"
"God's tears!!…He's a huge Mets fan, you know!"
"Run Henry, Run ... It's a rain of terror!"
"Don't ever call them wetbacks again!"
"Just in time for Christmas- a shitload of acid rain, dear."
"911! ... Delete that iCloud download!"
"Text me if you get there."
"Hey Bubble Boy! It's Moops!"
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