Monday, November 9, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 498


13 comments:

Evan said...

"Strange women lying in desks distributing swords is no basis for a system of management!"

Anonymous said...

"Baxter, with a pork sword like that, you're hired"

Anonymous said...

"We don't need no stinking desktop puncturing."

Anonymous said...

"Huh, isn't that just like a Jew—brings a sword to a sales pitch."

Dex said...

"Goddamnit, what happens on the 9th Floor should stay on the 9th Floor."

boneguy said...

Christ Billy, can't you be a fucking vampire like every other kid for Halloween?

boneguy said...

This is the last time I get a "Legend Series" office desk.

John Mercer said...

"That's right, pens are not mightier around here."

John Mercer said...

"Call IKEA and tell them they sent us another one with the viking still inside."

John Mercer said...

"For the last time, Carly, we just give them severance checks. You're enjoying this a little too much."

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's my ex, Calibur with her sword of damn John Cleese."

Dex said...

"Hey, the penis mightier than the sword."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Allahu Akbar? Who the fuck is Akbar?"

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