"Strange women lying in desks distributing swords is no basis for a system of management!"
"Baxter, with a pork sword like that, you're hired"
"We don't need no stinking desktop puncturing."
"Huh, isn't that just like a Jew—brings a sword to a sales pitch."
"Goddamnit, what happens on the 9th Floor should stay on the 9th Floor."
Christ Billy, can't you be a fucking vampire like every other kid for Halloween?
This is the last time I get a "Legend Series" office desk.
"That's right, pens are not mightier around here."
"Call IKEA and tell them they sent us another one with the viking still inside."
"For the last time, Carly, we just give them severance checks. You're enjoying this a little too much."
"It's my ex, Calibur with her sword of damn John Cleese."
"Hey, the penis mightier than the sword."
"Allahu Akbar? Who the fuck is Akbar?"
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