Monday, November 2, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 497


22 comments:

LR said...

"Did ya see the wheels come off those Mets?"

John Mercer said...

"Robert Zemeckis killed my brother."

Evan said...

"Twenty years of loyal service. TWENTY. YEARS. But do I get any loyalty from them? 'Diesels are more efficient,' my caboose."

Dex said...

"Anybody see a couple of trolley cars? Goddamit, I'm 58 contests too late."

Anonymous said...

"I coulda fucked that caboose and I didn't!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Ouch! ... I have a tender behind!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"It takes a lot to laugh it"

Oh, I just can't. Al doesn't deserve it.

Shelly said...

"I starred in 'The Great Train Robbery' when all of yous was nuthin."

JohnnyB said...

Everybody hears my lonesome whistle but no one sees my lonesome heart.

JohnnyB said...

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”

JohnnyB said...

They just used me for their crazy intentions. Do I look like a loco motive to you?

Anonymous said...

"Fuck the 3:10 to Yuma."

John Mercer said...

It doesn't actually catch cows, just smears them all over the tracks.

John Mercer said...

"Every freaking time I come in here, somebody starts singing 'Take the AA Train'. It's not funny anymore"

John Mercer said...

"Yes Jerry, I'm John CoalTrain and I'm crying because I'm blue"

Anonymous said...

The Little Engine That Stood

Jim Cavanaugh

JohnnyB said...

Yes, I'm steamed. The idiot cartoonist drew my face on my smokestack, not on the round front of my head where it belongs.

LR said...

"I'm The Little Engine that Could, dammit, and my face was, is and always will be on my smokestack! I thought I could straighten out JohnnyB. Now bartender, I think I can put away one more boilermaker!"

boneguy said...

I'll have the usual. One loco moco over easy and a boxcar straight up.

boneguy said...

I walked in on Bulletrain in bed with the Hyperloop.

boneguy said...

Give me a shot of crankcase oil and a lube chaser.

NJ-to-TX said...

"I was never even trained."

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