"And how was your day?"
"Did I tell you, I ran into Al Gore!"
"Could you scratch my hump!"
"I suppose you forgot our favorite song ... Bessie May Mucho!"
"What the fuck? Some guy just stabbed me five times and ran away."
"I'd like to get my sword count down."
"According to Trump, I'm an illegal Mexican!"
"I got that carving knife set you wanted."
"He just said 'No Mr. Bull, I expect you to die.'…and then this!"
"I'm dying for a fuck."Jim Cavanaugh
"They said they where sick of my bull shit."
The first rule of fight club: never talk about fight club.
Stay away from the veterinary acupuncturist. He's a total hack.
The assholes at the Brazilian steakhouse are so fucking impatient.
"Oh, can you believe it Sssteve? They let that fucking Jew cow out of prissson."
"Fucking near-sighted dentist."
It's National Oversized Hors d'oeuvre Week.
"Look away, I'm hideous."
"It feels like somebody stuck five swords down my hump, but my doctor says it's shingles."
"You're a cow!Give me some milkOr else go home"
"I gave that bastard a job, and he stabs me in the back."
"No, not that one. That's Superman."
"I'm thinking of going to bovine art school to become a bullshit artist."
"Dentist killed by lion after wisdom tooth extraction goes awry!"
"...and this ain't the worst of it. Some clown on a merry-go-round tried to pull the ring out of my nose!"
E tu, Bootis?
What say I put on some Sinatra and we make a little beef bourguignon?
"Honey, my back hurts."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a pincushion."
"Look at me, Woman. Workplace violence is on the rise I tell you."
"I tried to tell them my name was BULL not BUSH... but they called me a RINO and stabbed me in the back."
"Of all the pastures in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine."
You don't like my piercings? I had to kill some tights-wearing guy to get them.
"You shoulda seen her! She was bleeding from her eyes! She was bleeding from...wherever!!"
"Got five nipples for a quarter?"
This place sucks.
"Between this and the way they grope your tits every day... I think we should probably check out and stay at a different B&B."
"Doctor tried lancing the tumor. Five fucking times!"
"New Yorker Anti-caption Contest - Put a fork in it!"
"Damn, I'm emitting like a Jetta."
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