Monday, August 3, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 485


43 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"And how was your day?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Did I tell you, I ran into Al Gore!"

DR Sumguy said...

"Could you scratch my hump!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Deja Moo!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I suppose you forgot our favorite song ... Bessie May Mucho!"

al in la said...

"What the fuck? Some guy just stabbed me five times and ran away."

Anonymous said...

"I'd like to get my sword count down."

Dr Sumguy said...

"According to Trump, I'm an illegal Mexican!"

LR said...

"I got that carving knife set you wanted."

REX said...

"He just said 'No Mr. Bull, I expect you to die.'…and then this!"

Anonymous said...

"Ouch."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"I'm dying for a fuck."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"They said they where sick of my bull shit."

boneguy said...

The first rule of fight club: never talk about fight club.

boneguy said...

Stay away from the veterinary acupuncturist. He's a total hack.

boneguy said...

The assholes at the Brazilian steakhouse are so fucking impatient.

Anonymous said...

"Oh, can you believe it Sssteve? They let that fucking Jew cow out of prissson."

Dex said...

"Fucking near-sighted dentist."

boneguy said...

It's National Oversized Hors d'oeuvre Week.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Look away, I'm hideous."

Anonymous said...

"It feels like somebody stuck five swords down my hump, but my doctor says it's shingles."

NJ-to-TX said...

"You're a cow!
Give me some milk
Or else go home"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I gave that bastard a job, and he stabs me in the back."

Anonymous said...

"No, not that one. That's Superman."

NJ-to-TX said...

"I'm thinking of going to bovine art school to become a bullshit artist."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Dentist killed by lion after wisdom tooth extraction goes awry!"

Tim H said...

"...and this ain't the worst of it. Some clown on a merry-go-round tried to pull the ring out of my nose!"

Austin in PA said...

E tu, Bootis?

boneguy said...

What say I put on some Sinatra and we make a little beef bourguignon?

Anonymous said...

"Honey, my back hurts."

Anonymous said...

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a pincushion."

Anonymous said...

"Look at me, Woman. Workplace violence is on the rise I tell you."

Namby said...

"I tried to tell them my name was BULL not BUSH... but they called me a RINO and stabbed me in the back."

Anonymous said...

"Of all the pastures in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine."

Anonymous said...

"Trump!"

b654d640-3ec7-11e5-bd57-177492e832ce said...

You don't like my piercings? I had to kill some tights-wearing guy to get them.

Anonymouse said...

"You shoulda seen her! She was bleeding from her eyes! She was bleeding from...wherever!!"

Anonymous said...

"Got five nipples for a quarter?"

smuck said...

This place sucks.

Anonymous said...

"Between this and the way they grope your tits every day... I think we should probably check out and stay at a different B&B."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Doctor tried lancing the tumor. Five fucking times!"

Anonymous said...

"New Yorker Anti-caption Contest - Put a fork in it!"

Dex said...

"Damn, I'm emitting like a Jetta."

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