Monday, August 17, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 486


22 comments:

boneguy said...

Is he castle trained?

Dex said...

"You call that plundering?"

Anonymous said...

Hey, Viking Faggot from the House of Yorkie, let's just call you Assguard.

JohnnyB said...

I see you brought your lunch. You'll learn that here in Minnesota we go out to lunch, we're not like the packers you're used to.

NJ-to-TX said...

"I'll get you tonight, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Someday, dogs will run free and we'll think, 'Then why not we?'"

boneguy said...

Our metrics show your rate of Brains Bashed In Per Hour has gone off a cliff since your little friend arrived.

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's a Terrier Carrier!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's OK. He's a Yorkshire Terrorist!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I couldn't find a sitter!"

Anonymous said...

"Which HBO show is this again? With this hair, I end up as an extra in all of them."

Anonymous said...

"We rape and pillage our asses off and you fuck the dog all day."

Jim Cavanaugh

Mary Ann Fitze said...

Lose the shi-tzu and you might make PFC.

Dr Sumguy said...

"He's a bear distraction dog!

Anonymous said...

"If you’re trying to win the Dog/Owner Look-Alike contest you need to stuff him in the bag head first.."

boneguy said...

Suit yourself. I'm gonna get me some pussy.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Come on, Al, you can't keep using Poopsie as an excuse."

Anonymous said...

"What's this, Canine the Widowmaker?"

Anonymous said...

"Why no, it's Canine the Barbarian."

Jim Cavanaugh

NJ-to-TX said...

"Name her 'Caption Contest." That way she'll be quite easy to abandon."

Anonymouse said...

"Yep. It's a doggie-dog world out there."

Anonymous said...

My ideas:

"Just because he goes berserk every time the doorbell rings does not make him a 'beserker.'"

"Dammit, Lars! It only takes one incident to ruin a thousand years of successful branding!"

"Great. No ankle in Europe is safe."

"Sven, I know that's all you were left with after the divorce, but jeez--show some dignity, man!"

"Fine. But 'Bjorn the Hell-Hound' stays on the ship. Understand?"

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