Wednesday, September 2, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 487


33 comments:

al in la said...

"The housing prices there are obscene."

Evan said...

"Wow. No clouds anywhere on the whole planet. That's creepy."

Anonymous said...

"al missed a week and it's still spinning."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"Ha, just an elaborate hoax."

Dex said...

"In Soviet Russia, we are called citizens."

Bud Lighter said...

"Every time I look up there, Honey, I can't help but wonder if you're not just a little bit negro"

boneguy said...

I'm regretting canceling cable.

boneguy said...

I'm thinking of getting a weekend place close by Uranus.

Anonymous said...

"Free at last. God almighty we're free at last, thanks to El Chapo."

Anonymous said...

"I might go back after Trump's second term."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

BORN: Brooklyn RAISED: Staten Island WHERE AT NOW: Sea of Tranquility, Moon WHY: no extradition treaty with United States

Anonymous said...

Isn't this contest #488, or did we cross the international contest numbering line?

Anonymous said...

"Well, Trump did promise strange."

Anonymous said...

"It's a lot colder and harder to breathe since this wall collapsed."

Anonymous said...

"I love these noairbnb vacations."

Anonymous said...

"It's not a Penis Noir, Grace."

Anonymous said...

"Told you they would finish this T stop before they even start on the Somerville Green Line extension."

Anonymous said...

"What the hell happened? The sun is rising in Argentina and Alaska at the same time!"

Anonymous said...

"Damn. This place is turning out to be almost as dry as California."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I can see boneguy next to yur anus!"

Dr Sumguy said...

Reminds me. There's a ballon payment due on the condo!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Boy. This is really going to change my horoscope!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Now I understand why the roaming charges on my iPhone are obscene!

Dr Sumguy said...

"According to Underground Weather, there's going to be an eclipse of Texas in the next 10 minutes!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Well ... This certainly explains the 'Taking of Pelham 123'!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I wonder what it's like back there, with no straight, white couples."

Anonymous said...

"Out there is a bunch of sad, pathetic losers expecting me to judge them."

Dex said...

"Green lives matter."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Eve, I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Keep drinking; we'll be raising Cain in no time."

Anonymous said...

BORN: Who gives a shit. RAISED: Who gives a flying fuck. WHERE AT NOW: See BORN. WHY: See Raised.

Anonymous said...

"They say he still judges once in a blue moon."

Anonymous said...

RAISED.

NJ-to-TX said...

"It all started with Anti-Cap and Trade."

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