"The housing prices there are obscene."
"Wow. No clouds anywhere on the whole planet. That's creepy."
"al missed a week and it's still spinning."Jim Cavanaugh
"Ha, just an elaborate hoax."
"In Soviet Russia, we are called citizens."
"Every time I look up there, Honey, I can't help but wonder if you're not just a little bit negro"
I'm regretting canceling cable.
I'm thinking of getting a weekend place close by Uranus.
"Free at last. God almighty we're free at last, thanks to El Chapo."
"I might go back after Trump's second term."Jim Cavanaugh
BORN: Brooklyn RAISED: Staten Island WHERE AT NOW: Sea of Tranquility, Moon WHY: no extradition treaty with United States
Isn't this contest #488, or did we cross the international contest numbering line?
"Well, Trump did promise strange."
"It's a lot colder and harder to breathe since this wall collapsed."
"I love these noairbnb vacations."
"It's not a Penis Noir, Grace."
"Told you they would finish this T stop before they even start on the Somerville Green Line extension."
"What the hell happened? The sun is rising in Argentina and Alaska at the same time!"
"Damn. This place is turning out to be almost as dry as California."
"I can see boneguy next to yur anus!"
Reminds me. There's a ballon payment due on the condo!"
"Boy. This is really going to change my horoscope!"
"Now I understand why the roaming charges on my iPhone are obscene!
"According to Underground Weather, there's going to be an eclipse of Texas in the next 10 minutes!"
"Well ... This certainly explains the 'Taking of Pelham 123'!"
"I wonder what it's like back there, with no straight, white couples."
"Out there is a bunch of sad, pathetic losers expecting me to judge them."
"Green lives matter."
"Eve, I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Keep drinking; we'll be raising Cain in no time."
BORN: Who gives a shit. RAISED: Who gives a flying fuck. WHERE AT NOW: See BORN. WHY: See Raised.
"They say he still judges once in a blue moon."
"It all started with Anti-Cap and Trade."
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