"Damn L.A.- I'll be late posting and even later not judging the contest again."
"So solly, me Asian and no dlive good"
We'll need a proctologist to examine this pile.
My self driving car is having one helluva time sorting this out.
The upside is we qualify for the HOV Lane.
"Just around the corner, hon. I can see our house from here."
"Time for a little traffic problem in Fort Lee!"
Just be thankful it's not Chris Christie sitting on top of this pile (welcome home Dr. Sumguy)
"I just got rear ended, pancaked, side swiped and T-boned at that rotary with the deer crossing on 128."
"You reckon this is a car wreck? Check out Al's Anti Cap - now that's a car wreck."
"'Adopt a Highway'? ... I'd like to cancel!"
"I'm gonna be late!"
You so horny!
"I hate parking at Logan."
"Where the hell is that valet?"
"Traffic lawinla baffles me."Jim Cavanaugh
"Hey! New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 482! No, I wasn't talking to you, New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 476. Judge not lest ye be judged is horseshit!"
"Hey, this cartoon isn't in this week's New Yorker!"
"Screw you too, pal! And I bet all you assholes think New Yorker cartoons are funny."
"Anybody know where the Anti Cap contest went?"
"At first it looks daunting, but if you just start at the top and deal with each one in the order they stacked up pretty soon you will have everybody back on the road again . . . AL!!!!"
"...and the only air bag to deploy was some bitch in a Jetta."
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