Monday, September 21, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 491





22 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to dive."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Hey! No cannonbulls."

boneguy said...

Somebody's gotta tell Ralphie he's not a guy in a suit.

Anonymous said...

Hey, no blacks in the pool.

Anonymous said...

"Wow, all that cock has turned Louganus into a buffalo"

Anonymous said...

"That should get him at least a 9.8. Oh, I forgot. There's no judging anymore."

Jim Cavanaugh

boneguy said...

I thought you said this club didn't take Jews.

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's a Greg Louganis ... The testicles end up under the chin!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Al's still here, wow. Bullshit!!!!!"

NJ-to-TX said...

Another dickless transsexual bull-ied into attempted suicide

Dex said...

"So this is where the trail of the buffalo ends?"

boneguy said...

Would some tell this idiot that Buffalo wings are made from chicken?

Anonymous said...

"I think that's a water buffalo, not a bison."

Anonymous said...

"That explains why the water is so filthy."

Anonymous said...

"It really gets embarrassing after he's had a few drinks and becomes aroused."

Anonymous said...

"I think he's showing off to your blow-up doll."

NJ-to-TX said...

A red-faced John Beoner attempts to exit the party gracefully.

Anonymous said...

“Pope issues papal bull allocating 500,000g of holy water for public blessings.”

Shelly said...

"Watch it now, watch it. There it go, there it go- watch it now or it'll get ya. Matty told Hatty, 'bout a thing she saw. Had two big horns, and a wooly jaw. WOOLY BULLY!

Anonymous said...

"I'll give you two bucks if you land on my wife."

Anonymous said...

"I'm looking at Enola-fucking-Gay in microcosm."

smuck said...

"I like your gnu diving board."

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