"You know, I heard stories about you Hollywood types and the casting couch…."
"It's not a couch, toots. Take off your clothes."Jim Cavanaugh
"I smelled fish so I pulled out the fly rod. What??"
"You can't catch a cold, and you call yourself a hooker!?"
Fisting you idiot…I said I was into FISTING!*" *A sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum. Once insertion is complete, the fingers are either clenched into a fist or kept straight.
This place sucks.
"I beg you mister... Please let me leave."
Yes, al, we know what fisting means. We also know what topiary means.
"Why didn't you hook it on your negligee like I told you, bitch?"
What say we wrap this up and go moose hunting in the den?
I promise things will get back to normal when I get my Viagra refill.
“Guys don’t usually take me along when they go fishing. And while I’m thinking of it, what kind of fish is a jail?”
"Are you reelin' in the beers...?"
"It's not as much fun without your little dinghy."
"My main squeeze is in my left hand."
"You're gonna need a bigger dick."
"I know, I know ... Last time we did this ... You came home with a Red Snapper!"
"Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."
"There is a hooker pun to me made here but I can't think of it. Blow job?"
"Give a man sex and he'll be content for a day. Teach him how to fish and he won't need sex forever."
"I heard you swallow hook, line, and sinker."
Cover your self ... Your giving me a wet fly!
"Catch another merkin?"
Funny, something does smell fishy.
"Welcome to the Baits Motel."
Pretty exciting! this is funny ;)
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
Christ, what a bass hole.
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