Monday, September 28, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 492


28 comments:

al in la said...

"You know, I heard stories about you Hollywood types and the casting couch…."

Anonymous said...

"It's not a couch, toots. Take off your clothes."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"I smelled fish so I pulled out the fly rod. What??"

Anonymous said...

"You can't catch a cold, and you call yourself a hooker!?"

NAMBY said...

Fisting you idiot…I said I was into FISTING!*"

*A sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum. Once insertion is complete, the fingers are either clenched into a fist or kept straight.

smuck said...

This place sucks.

smuck said...

"I beg you mister... Please let me leave."

Anonymous said...

Yes, al, we know what fisting means. We also know what topiary means.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Why didn't you hook it on your negligee like I told you, bitch?"

boneguy said...

What say we wrap this up and go moose hunting in the den?

boneguy said...

I promise things will get back to normal when I get my Viagra refill.

Anonymous said...

“Guys don’t usually take me along when they go fishing. And while I’m thinking of it, what kind of fish is a jail?”

LR said...

"Are you reelin' in the beers...?"

LR said...

"It's not as much fun without your little dinghy."

Anonymous said...

"My main squeeze is in my left hand."

NJ-to-TX said...

"You're gonna need a bigger dick."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I know, I know ... Last time we did this ... You came home with a Red Snapper!"

Anonymous said...

"Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."

Anonymous said...

"There is a hooker pun to me made here but I can't think of it. Blow job?"

Anonymous said...

"Give a man sex and he'll be content for a day. Teach him how to fish and he won't need sex forever."

Anonymous said...

"I heard you swallow hook, line, and sinker."

Dr Sumguy said...

Cover your self ... Your giving me a wet fly!

NJ-to-TX said...

"Catch another merkin?"

Anonymous said...

Funny, something does smell fishy.

Greenie-Stik-M-Caps said...

"Welcome to the Baits Motel."

SL said...

Pretty exciting! this is funny ;)

JohnnyB said...

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn

JohnnyB said...

Christ, what a bass hole.

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