"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to dive."Jim Cavanaugh
"Hey! No cannonbulls."
Somebody's gotta tell Ralphie he's not a guy in a suit.
Hey, no blacks in the pool.
"Wow, all that cock has turned Louganus into a buffalo"
"That should get him at least a 9.8. Oh, I forgot. There's no judging anymore." Jim Cavanaugh
I thought you said this club didn't take Jews.
"It's a Greg Louganis ... The testicles end up under the chin!"
"Al's still here, wow. Bullshit!!!!!"
Another dickless transsexual bull-ied into attempted suicide
"So this is where the trail of the buffalo ends?"
Would some tell this idiot that Buffalo wings are made from chicken?
"I think that's a water buffalo, not a bison."
"That explains why the water is so filthy."
"It really gets embarrassing after he's had a few drinks and becomes aroused."
"I think he's showing off to your blow-up doll."
A red-faced John Beoner attempts to exit the party gracefully.
“Pope issues papal bull allocating 500,000g of holy water for public blessings.”
"Watch it now, watch it. There it go, there it go- watch it now or it'll get ya. Matty told Hatty, 'bout a thing she saw. Had two big horns, and a wooly jaw. WOOLY BULLY!
"I'll give you two bucks if you land on my wife."
"I'm looking at Enola-fucking-Gay in microcosm."
"I like your gnu diving board."
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