Monday, August 17, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 486


19 comments:

boneguy said...

Is he castle trained?

Dex said...

"You call that plundering?"

JohnnyB said...

I see you brought your lunch. You'll learn that here in Minnesota we go out to lunch, we're not like the packers you're used to.

NJ-to-TX said...

"I'll get you tonight, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Someday, dogs will run free and we'll think, 'Then why not we?'"

boneguy said...

Our metrics show your rate of Brains Bashed In Per Hour has gone off a cliff since your little friend arrived.

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's a Terrier Carrier!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's OK. He's a Yorkshire Terrorist!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I couldn't find a sitter!"

Anonymous said...

"Which HBO show is this again? With this hair, I end up as an extra in all of them."

Unknown said...

Lose the shi-tzu and you might make PFC.

Dr Sumguy said...

"He's a bear distraction dog!

Anonymous said...

"If you’re trying to win the Dog/Owner Look-Alike contest you need to stuff him in the bag head first.."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Come on, Al, you can't keep using Poopsie as an excuse."

Anonymous said...

"What's this, Canine the Widowmaker?"

Anonymous said...

"Why no, it's Canine the Barbarian."

Jim Cavanaugh

NJ-to-TX said...

"Name her 'Caption Contest." That way she'll be quite easy to abandon."

Anonymouse said...

"Yep. It's a doggie-dog world out there."

Anonymous said...

My ideas:

"Just because he goes berserk every time the doorbell rings does not make him a 'beserker.'"

"Dammit, Lars! It only takes one incident to ruin a thousand years of successful branding!"

"Great. No ankle in Europe is safe."

"Sven, I know that's all you were left with after the divorce, but jeez--show some dignity, man!"

"Fine. But 'Bjorn the Hell-Hound' stays on the ship. Understand?"

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