tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post8107838594378506737..comments2024-03-29T02:31:37.328-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 485.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-89920957406973333142015-09-24T19:58:40.382-07:002015-09-24T19:58:40.382-07:00"Damn, I'm emitting like a Jetta.""Damn, I'm emitting like a Jetta."Dexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-11810999000637873952015-08-24T12:11:27.709-07:002015-08-24T12:11:27.709-07:00"New Yorker Anti-caption Contest - Put a fork..."New Yorker Anti-caption Contest - Put a fork in it!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-13281118287415796352015-08-16T07:14:38.845-07:002015-08-16T07:14:38.845-07:00"Doctor tried lancing the tumor. Five fucking..."Doctor tried lancing the tumor. Five fucking times!"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19013164768702594522015-08-14T16:30:05.897-07:002015-08-14T16:30:05.897-07:00"Between this and the way they grope your tit..."Between this and the way they grope your tits every day... I think we should probably check out and stay at a different B&B."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-54516330328878419702015-08-10T10:04:45.284-07:002015-08-10T10:04:45.284-07:00"Got five nipples for a quarter?""Got five nipples for a quarter?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-16058099489276760492015-08-10T06:40:15.177-07:002015-08-10T06:40:15.177-07:00"You shoulda seen her! She was bleeding from..."You shoulda seen her! She was bleeding from her eyes! She was bleeding from...wherever!!"Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-16853218615013040312015-08-09T11:53:39.974-07:002015-08-09T11:53:39.974-07:00You don't like my piercings? I had to kill som...You don't like my piercings? I had to kill some tights-wearing guy to get them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-90826268206758781762015-08-07T12:13:36.905-07:002015-08-07T12:13:36.905-07:00"Trump!""Trump!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-79599745353431566642015-08-07T04:19:17.877-07:002015-08-07T04:19:17.877-07:00"Of all the pastures in all the towns in all ..."Of all the pastures in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51530570541696956332015-08-06T17:33:51.325-07:002015-08-06T17:33:51.325-07:00"I tried to tell them my name was BULL not BU..."I tried to tell them my name was BULL not BUSH... but they called me a RINO and stabbed me in the back." Nambynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-3220640445489338542015-08-06T10:53:45.359-07:002015-08-06T10:53:45.359-07:00"Look at me, Woman. Workplace violence is on..."Look at me, Woman. Workplace violence is on the rise I tell you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-86028018731181150862015-08-06T10:51:25.033-07:002015-08-06T10:51:25.033-07:00"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a pincushi..."Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a pincushion."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14541068410525301412015-08-06T10:50:35.320-07:002015-08-06T10:50:35.320-07:00"Honey, my back hurts.""Honey, my back hurts."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-26000038112432269452015-08-06T07:18:39.601-07:002015-08-06T07:18:39.601-07:00What say I put on some Sinatra and we make a littl...What say I put on some Sinatra and we make a little beef bourguignon?boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-37633057023588796792015-08-05T16:51:27.764-07:002015-08-05T16:51:27.764-07:00E tu, Bootis?E tu, Bootis?Austin in PAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-63942218949193295822015-08-05T08:43:57.018-07:002015-08-05T08:43:57.018-07:00"...and this ain't the worst of it. Some..."...and this ain't the worst of it. Some clown on a merry-go-round tried to pull the ring out of my nose!"Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-77459172038856491792015-08-05T08:43:28.890-07:002015-08-05T08:43:28.890-07:00"Dentist killed by lion after wisdom tooth ex..."Dentist killed by lion after wisdom tooth extraction goes awry!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-35494509359537926722015-08-04T04:34:38.978-07:002015-08-04T04:34:38.978-07:00"No, not that one. That's Superman."..."No, not that one. That's Superman."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-9307055923143075842015-08-04T04:24:01.029-07:002015-08-04T04:24:01.029-07:00"I gave that bastard a job, and he stabs me i..."<a href="http://alinla.blogspot.com/2014/05/new-yorker-anti-caption-contest-430.html" rel="nofollow">I gave that bastard a job, and he stabs me in the back.</a>"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-22279281334552549162015-08-04T04:13:46.723-07:002015-08-04T04:13:46.723-07:00"You're a cow!
Give me some milk
Or else ..."You're a cow!<br />Give me some milk<br />Or else go home"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-3496507759001897162015-08-04T04:09:25.778-07:002015-08-04T04:09:25.778-07:00"It feels like somebody stuck five swords dow..."It feels like somebody stuck five swords down my hump, but my doctor says it's shingles."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-88346365365652087872015-08-03T22:45:07.904-07:002015-08-03T22:45:07.904-07:00It's National Oversized Hors d'oeuvre Week...It's National Oversized Hors d'oeuvre Week.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-27433672916143336022015-08-03T18:11:03.083-07:002015-08-03T18:11:03.083-07:00Stay away from the veterinary acupuncturist. He...Stay away from the veterinary acupuncturist. He's a total hack.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-12979003197364830052015-08-03T18:09:45.287-07:002015-08-03T18:09:45.287-07:00The first rule of fight club: never talk about fig...The first rule of fight club: never talk about fight club.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-26419767388414499222015-08-03T17:36:54.874-07:002015-08-03T17:36:54.874-07:00"They said they where sick of my bull shit.&q..."They said they where sick of my bull shit." Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com