Monday, July 27, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 484





19 comments:

Shelly said...

"You know old chap, my favorite part of playing pocket pool is chalking my cue."

Anonymous said...

"That getup don't fool me none. I'll bet you can't play worth shit."

Anonymous said...

"I'll break. You just stand there looking like a fucking douche."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Kiss shot in your crotch with reverse English!

boneguy said...

Next time you try out for staff jouster at the Excalibur, bring a bigger stick.

Anonymous said...

"Tee time? That's golf you moron."

JohnnyB said...

So, why'd you move from Minnesota to Manchester, Fats?

Tim H said...

"Nah. Around here we just call it a bridge, not a London Bridge."

Anonymouse said...

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to break."

Anonymous said...

"I'd comment, old man, but that would be like giving a donkey strawberrys."

Greenie-Stik-M-Caps said...

"That takes balls."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Death of Anti-Cap imminent, I repeat, death of Anti-Cap imminent."

Anonymous said...

"Been dying ever since Jew jokes became taboo."

Dex said...

"You say blimey and I say blow me. Let's call the whole thing off."

boneguy said...

No doubt about it, Mr. Banks. Mary Poppins sure did have a righteous ass.

Dex said...

"Snooker? I barely knew her!"

Anonymous said...

"Banks shot in your side pocket."

NJ-to-TX said...

This has got to be one of the worst cartoon ideas ever.

Anonymous said...

NJ2TX, you've got that right! The New Yorker didn't get very many contest entries either, only half of their usual number.

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