If he shits in the sandbox again, I'm calling the cops.
What won't al do to get out of judging?
"I told mom,'Don't worry about dad—he's probably lying in the sand somewhere soaking up the sun.'"
"Making a very serious effort in a very tiny sandbox - I think we found an Anticapper."
You're judging his effort, Dex, so he couldn't be an anticapper.
"He needs to think outside the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit, I can't think of the fucking word."
"His only pleasure in life is playing Tic-Tac-Toe on his left pant leg."
"We're gonna need a bigger uhhhhhhh, shit, fuck, I can't think of the word."
If that guy's not shovel ready, I don't know what is.
"He hasn't been the same since someone slit his throat and ran off with his mouth."
"If this were Rhode Island we could just shoot him."
Lost his wedding ring and now he has lost everything.
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