Monday, April 11, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 518


11 comments:

boneguy said...

If he shits in the sandbox again, I'm calling the cops.

boneguy said...

What won't al do to get out of judging?

Anonymous said...

"I told mom,'Don't worry about dad—he's probably lying in the sand somewhere soaking up the sun.'"

Dex said...

"Making a very serious effort in a very tiny sandbox - I think we found an Anticapper."

Anonymous said...

You're judging his effort, Dex, so he couldn't be an anticapper.

Anonymous said...

"He needs to think outside the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit, I can't think of the fucking word."

Tim H said...

"His only pleasure in life is playing Tic-Tac-Toe on his left pant leg."

Anonymous said...

"We're gonna need a bigger uhhhhhhh, shit, fuck, I can't think of the word."

boneguy said...

If that guy's not shovel ready, I don't know what is.

Anonymous said...

"He hasn't been the same since someone slit his throat and ran off with his mouth."

Anonymous said...

"If this were Rhode Island we could just shoot him."

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