Monday, April 4, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No.517


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Pull your pants up and lower your hood. It's an all white jury."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I don't think ... No Priors ... Is going to fly!"

boneguy said...

Please try not to chuckle every time death is mentioned.

NJ-to-TX said...

"So the D train murders, the cinder-block murder, the body in the long briefcase, the dead kid in the yoga rug. Any other recent ones you're not telling me about?"

Dex said...

"Now remember, you are the 'Grim Reaper,' not the 'Grim Reapist.'"

Shelly said...

"I know you're guilty- for everybody EXCEPT Ron & Nicole; everybody knows that."

Anonymous said...

"No, stare deceasis is not fucking funny."

Anonymous said...

"They have a writ of habeas corpus, not to mention photos of your heinous corpses."

Anonymous said...

"You're safe. alinla is the judge."

Jim Cavanaugh

gfwrite said...

"I don't think the outfit is a positive for closing, Mr. Cosby."

Carol Lou Ellen said...

I thought I had a little more time.

Anonymous said...

"You'll nail the prosecutor on cross."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Breach of contract. You were supposed to kill Jesus and they claim that he wasn't actually dead."

Anonymous said...

"Remember, the last time you saw Al he looked healthy and was very much alive."

Don Emigholz said...

"Looks like a "Not Guilty" is going to happen so do not congratulate or shake hands with anyone.”

Anonymous said...

"Don't worry. There's no death penalty in this state."

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