Monday, June 8, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 478


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Okay, okay, I'll play. The showers here are…fuck, what rhymes with 'obscene' "?

Shelly said...

"'It was a dark and stormy night...'. Nope, maybe you can relate to this book because I sure can't."

Dex said...

"The dreams here are wet."

Anonymous said...

"No rain coat, no sex."

boneguy said...
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boneguy said...

There's no one listed who treats tropical depression.

Evan said...

"Don't feel too bad, honey. It says here that 2-3% of all adult men suffer from occasional episodes of bed-wetting."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Did you tip the car wash guys?"

REX said...

"My ad specifically noted that I would rain hellfire on you while quoting from the bible…that's why I ran it in the miscellaneous section of the Craigs List personals."

Anonymous said...

"The Almanac says 50% chance of rain and 0% chance of sex."

boneguy said...

This is what I get for marrying a climate change denier.

Anonymous said...

"How do you like sleeping on the wet spot?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Perhaps now your tongue will loosen, Mr. Bond."

Anonymous said...

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dry."

Jim Cavanaugh

NJ-to-TX said...

"And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard - except it still isn't hard."

Tim H said...

"Damned if this Old Farmer's Almanac didn't nail it!"

Jess said...

Oh, the roofing contractor called. Says he wants the other half of his money."

NJ-to-TX said...

"I'm just tired of being Mrs. Joe Btfsplk."

Anonymous said...

"Fifty percent chance of showers."

Jim Cavanaugh

J Moore said...

Is this light keeping you up, honey?

J Moore said...

Damn these Sleep Weather beds! I just can't get comfortable.

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