Monday, June 15, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 479




26 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"BALL FOUR ... Higher than a T-shirt at Mardi Gras!"

smuck said...

"I served with Timmy. I knew Timmy. Timmy was a friend of mine. Johnny, you're no Timmy."

NJ-to-TX said...

"If I'm elected, no couple with 4 balls will be allowed to get to go all the way around the bases."

Rex said...

"Yes, Max. We have established that you pitch and Bradley catches. Now we can get on with the ceremony?"

Anonymous said...

"I see a pitch that's right of center but on the black despite an overwhelming white majority."

smuck said...

"It's a strike because that's what America needs it to be."

smuck said...

"Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

Anonymous said...

"No Mr. Bonds, we expected you to lie ."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"Well, Obama promised changeup."

Anonymous said...

"$25 million a year ain't shit. You guys ever hear about Citizens United? "

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Fuck Ques Tec."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Climate change? Not sure. Ball? Strike? Who knows? I'm not a scientist any more than I'm an umpire. Yet here I am."

boneguy said...

Sorry about my uniform, Jimmy, but I have to rush back to Congress to impeach Obama.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Petrocelli, you crazy bastard, how the hell are you?"

Tim H said...

"Yeah, but didn't you just yell to the equipment manager, 'I want my mitt.'?"

Kathy H said...

"My name is Johnny Jones, and I approve this intentional walk."

Anonymouse said...

"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."

boneguy said...

I might have been caught with an underage page, but you were caught looking.

JohnnyB said...

Sorry, I'm busy. I'm going to judge only every fifth or sixth pitch.

Dr Sumguy said...

"That last one was more of a hurl ... Bring me an emesis basin!"

Shelly said...

"C'mon, if you're a Cardinal batter facing an Astros pitcher, at least take a hack at it."

Anonymous said...

"No balls, al."

boneguy said...

That was clearly a strike. If you disagree, blame Obama.

NJ-to-TX said...

"As to your question as to whether it was a ball or a strike, I don't agree that those are mutually exclusive. I believe that we can honor both teams in our determination. Both have equal merit, as the pitch was at the very edge of the strike zone. I certainly would not discount the hardworking people in the field and the pitcher who have striven so hard to produce what they believe to be a strike, nor would I not listen to those in the dugout and the batter, who has made his determination that the ball ever so slightly outside of his strike zone."

Ted Cruz said...

"This is a question for South Carolina. And the last thing they need is people from outside of the state coming in and dictating how they should resolve it."

Red Sock said...

The monster here is green.

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