"Okay, okay, I'll play. The showers here are…fuck, what rhymes with 'obscene' "?
"'It was a dark and stormy night...'. Nope, maybe you can relate to this book because I sure can't."
"The dreams here are wet."
"No rain coat, no sex."
There's no one listed who treats tropical depression.
"Don't feel too bad, honey. It says here that 2-3% of all adult men suffer from occasional episodes of bed-wetting."
"Did you tip the car wash guys?"
"My ad specifically noted that I would rain hellfire on you while quoting from the bible…that's why I ran it in the miscellaneous section of the Craigs List personals."
"The Almanac says 50% chance of rain and 0% chance of sex."
This is what I get for marrying a climate change denier.
"How do you like sleeping on the wet spot?"Jim Cavanaugh
"Perhaps now your tongue will loosen, Mr. Bond."
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dry."Jim Cavanaugh
"And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard - except it still isn't hard."
"Damned if this Old Farmer's Almanac didn't nail it!"
Oh, the roofing contractor called. Says he wants the other half of his money."
"I'm just tired of being Mrs. Joe Btfsplk."
"Fifty percent chance of showers."Jim Cavanaugh
Is this light keeping you up, honey?
Damn these Sleep Weather beds! I just can't get comfortable.
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