"Looks like your going to get bigger tits ... Thanks Mick!"
Could you draw another one of her? I always wanted to fuck conjoined twins.
"In the X-rated version, it's his dick and there's cum all over you."
Ypu may ask what drew me here tonight.
That's the telescope I used to search the heavens, looking for an angel like you.
"Make hers a rufie on the rocks."
"You think my questions are probing? Just wait..."
YOu make a fine point.
"Careful! He may draw a gun."
"Hey! Ink outside the box."
"Relax. We're just being drawn and quartered."
"This place is gonna get messy if he doesn't render a toilet real fast."
"It has always amazed me how the curvature of the earth is reflected in the floor of my apartment."
"WARNING ... Copyrighted ... Violators butt-fucked by Cartman!"
"I asked him to help with your rape-by-a-foreign-object fantasy."
When I asked you to draw a six pack, I was talking about the one I'm not sporting.
Well that was unexpected. All the other women I've dated have gotten a big kick out of my erection lasting longer than 4 hours story.
I think he's just going to even out your boobs.
"Don't be silly, Mildred. You're not boring, you're just porn that way…um...DRAWN…I meant DRAWN that way. I wasn't thinking how cool it would be if the artist drew you blowing me or maybe added another chick and she had to do stuff to me while you had to watch or something. I wasn't thinking that"
"Now who has a pencil dick?"Jim Cavanaugh
He's about to write the epitaph for this contest.
"The penis mightier than the sword."
"See? Just the tip."
'Or would you rather be photoshopped?"
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