Sunday, May 31, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 477

24 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like your going to get bigger tits ... Thanks Mick!"

boneguy said...

Could you draw another one of her? I always wanted to fuck conjoined twins.

NJ-to-TX said...

"In the X-rated version, it's his dick and there's cum all over you."

JohnnyB said...

Ypu may ask what drew me here tonight.

JohnnyB said...

That's the telescope I used to search the heavens, looking for an angel like you.

Shelly said...

"Make hers a rufie on the rocks."

Shelly said...

"You think my questions are probing? Just wait..."

JohnnyB said...

YOu make a fine point.

REX said...

"Careful! He may draw a gun."

Dex said...

"Hey! Ink outside the box."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Relax. We're just being drawn and quartered."

Anonymous said...

"This place is gonna get messy if he doesn't render a toilet real fast."

Tim H said...

"It has always amazed me how the curvature of the earth is reflected in the floor of my apartment."

Dr Sumguy said...

"WARNING ... Copyrighted ... Violators butt-fucked by Cartman!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I asked him to help with your rape-by-a-foreign-object fantasy."

boneguy said...

When I asked you to draw a six pack, I was talking about the one I'm not sporting.

boneguy said...

Well that was unexpected. All the other women I've dated have gotten a big kick out of my erection lasting longer than 4 hours story.

JohnnyB said...

I think he's just going to even out your boobs.

Jess said...

"Don't be silly, Mildred. You're not boring, you're just porn that way…um...DRAWN…I meant DRAWN that way. I wasn't thinking how cool it would be if the artist drew you blowing me or maybe added another chick and she had to do stuff to me while you had to watch or something. I wasn't thinking that"

Anonymous said...

"Now who has a pencil dick?"

Jim Cavanaugh

JohnnyB said...

He's about to write the epitaph for this contest.

NJ-to-TX said...

"The penis mightier than the sword."

Anonymous said...

"See? Just the tip."

Anonymous said...

'Or would you rather be photoshopped?"

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