Monday, June 22, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 480



24 comments:

Jess said...

"See? This is the type of scenario the balloon control folks never talk about. "

boneguy said...

My bet's on Levon and his giant sperm.

Dex said...

"He's gonna be damn hard to bury."

Da Sumguy said...

"OK ... On 3 ... EJACKULATE!"

Rex said...

"Look at the way they get ready to pounce the second he puts up a trial balloon. He hasn't even said he is going to run."

NJ-to-TX said...

"What in tarnation d'ya mean by 'the precursor to modern day skeet'? An' let go of that fucking bird."

Anonymous said...

"You wanna die a slow death like the Anti-Cap Contest, or should we just put you out of your misery?"

Jim Cavanaugh

NJ-to-TX said...

"No, McGuffin, the viewers won't see you die. They'll hear the gunshot, then the camera will track the balloon as it floats away."

Tim H said...

“I predict that in a hundred years, O’Neal’s great-great-grandson will open a trendy restaurant near
a place called Lincoln Center in New York City. And, he’ll call it ‘O’Neal’s Baloon.’ Not ‘Balloon,’ but spelled like ‘saloon,’ y’know with one “l”.’ And, now we all know where he'll get that idea.”

Anonymous said...

"Here's how it's gonna go down: Clem let's go of the balloon, Chet shoots the balloon. Clem shoots Chet. You just watch."

smuck said...

"We ordered that balloon 3 days ago. Amazon prime, my ass."

Anonymous said...

"Just like Ole Lefty to bring a balloon to a gunfight."

Anonymous said...

"Wyatt must maintain a steady stream of bullets into Jeb’s mouth until the balloon pops."

Anonymous said...

[Predictions: The "balloon control" caption wins the real contest. And al in la never chooses a winner here.]

JohnnyB said...

Jake should know, never bring a gun to a balloon fight.

Anonymous said...

"I know he's gay, but he bleaches his Angus and that's all that matters."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Ole Jake's moniker is 'Greased Lightning' ... Something to do with anal sex!"

boneguy said...

This jackass is fallin' fer the oldest trick in the Tal-ee-ban play book, I reckon.

boneguy said...

I love the part when his inner child is blown out from the hole in his back!

NAMBY said...

"It's okay. Them judges in Washington say you two can get hitched!!

Dr Sumguy said...

"This is going to go over like a lead balloon!"

Kathy H said...

"I gotta say that's an odd affectation for an undertaker."

Anonymous said...

"If he could only get him to think of his childhood before he start shooting."
"So, you are saying that no child is born bad?

Anonymous said...

"I thought I done told you to "get the helium outa Dodge".

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