Monday, June 29, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 481


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Stanley."

JohnnyB said...

The calories here are obscene

Shelly said...

"I could have sworn you were a teacher, until I saw you have no pupils. Nor a mouth, but who's counting?"

Anonymous said...

Tell me, Mrs. Anderson, what good is a giant cake if you are unable to eat?

Anonymous said...

"Your sister's down blowing...down below me.....holding me up with one....hand. Oh fuck it, Bernice!"

Anonymous said...

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to eat pie."

smuck said...

"Please help me. I've just escaped from Betty Crocker Research Labs. Huh, I would have expected more than one person at a bachelorette party."

Dex said...

"In Soviet bulimia, cake comes out of you."

smuck said...

What flavor is it? Technically it's vanilla, but at this point it's more like vanilla and farts.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Thank God you're straight! I won't pop out for lesbos!"

boneguy said...

See? I can have my cake and eat you too!

Anonymous said...

(What boneguy probably meant to say was…)

Why wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it too
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he's standing in front of you.

boneguy said...

Of course there's a woman in this cake. What do you think I'm standing on?

Anonymous said...

"I wouldn't be here without your mother's full support."

Anonymous said...

No, the creamy filling has to be sucked out of me.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Arnold Stang. Who the hell did you think I was?"

Anonymous said...

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack gotta hold of his candlestick."

JohnnyB said...

I guess a blow job is out of the question.

Anonymous said...

You must be the stripper!

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