"One of these days Alice. Bang! Zoom! To the moon!"Jim Cavanaugh
"Yeah, there's some risk, but it's the first thing I've strapped on since my wife left."Jim Cavanaugh
"Well let me check…no I do not appear to have a rocket in my pocket, but I am indeed certainly glad to see you. "
I'm just loving Texas' new open carry law.
"What the hell do you mean by 'It's not rocket science'?"
"I'm going to win a Darwin Award on July 4, guaranteed!"
We just got 3 billion in funding from the Pentagon for this Wi-Fi enabled portable still.
Compensating for what?
I never said we'd all have jet packs by 2015, I just predicted that I would.
"I'm a Rocket Man, try-i-i-i-ing to get laid. And, I think it's gonna be a long, long time"
"Actually, my pocket rocket has more thrust"
"Anyway, I have to take off..Get it? Take off? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha........shit."
"Rocket Fuel, silly. What are you drinking?"Jim Cavanaugh
"Oh, and that al in la caption is a fake."
"It's to get your attention so you won't notice what I'm doing with my hand."
"I'm the Rockets' official mascot..........the Houston Rockets...............basketball......you dumb fucking blonde."
"Breast augmentation isn't rocket science, either."
"I have to admit it is a bit clumsy. Every time I have a BM I get lift off!"
"To Serve Man isn't a cookbook. Their women will suck anyone off."
"In Soviet Russia, even geek finds way to get picked up at party."
"She's gonna blow any minute now."
"What goes up must come down, and I'm referring to the crap on the walls."
"The harness is Dolce and Gabbana; the nipple windows give it away"
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