Monday, July 13, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No.482

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

"One of these days Alice. Bang! Zoom! To the moon!"

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, there's some risk, but it's the first thing I've strapped on since my wife left."

Jim Cavanaugh

al in la said...

"Well let me check…no I do not appear to have a rocket in my pocket, but I am indeed certainly glad to see you. "

boneguy said...

I'm just loving Texas' new open carry law.

NJ-to-TX said...

"What the hell do you mean by 'It's not rocket science'?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I'm going to win a Darwin Award on July 4, guaranteed!"

boneguy said...

We just got 3 billion in funding from the Pentagon for this Wi-Fi enabled portable still.

Anonymous said...

Compensating for what?

JohnnyB said...

I never said we'd all have jet packs by 2015, I just predicted that I would.

Anonymous said...

"I'm a Rocket Man, try-i-i-i-ing to get laid. And, I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

Efficient of Drag said...

"Actually, my pocket rocket has more thrust"

Anonymous said...

"Anyway, I have to take off..Get it? Take off? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha........shit."

Anonymous said...

"Rocket Fuel, silly. What are you drinking?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Oh, and that al in la caption is a fake."

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's to get your attention so you won't notice what I'm doing with my hand."

Anonymous said...

"I'm the Rockets' official mascot..........the Houston Rockets...............basketball......you dumb fucking blonde."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Breast augmentation isn't rocket science, either."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I have to admit it is a bit clumsy. Every time I have a BM I get lift off!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"To Serve Man isn't a cookbook. Their women will suck anyone off."

REX said...

"In Soviet Russia, even geek finds way to get picked up at party."

Anonymous said...

"She's gonna blow any minute now."

Anonymous said...

"What goes up must come down, and I'm referring to the crap on the walls."

Anonymous said...

"The harness is Dolce and Gabbana; the nipple windows give it away"

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