tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post6616230728314138264..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 479.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-88342579522410284392015-06-22T10:31:09.510-07:002015-06-22T10:31:09.510-07:00The monster here is green.The monster here is green.Red Socknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51003983422895305122015-06-22T10:22:32.186-07:002015-06-22T10:22:32.186-07:00"This is a question for South Carolina. And t..."This is a question for South Carolina. And the last thing they need is people from outside of the state coming in and dictating how they should resolve it."Ted Cruznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14891994353490399822015-06-21T09:11:19.192-07:002015-06-21T09:11:19.192-07:00"As to your question as to whether it was a b..."As to your question as to whether it was a ball or a strike, I don't agree that those are mutually exclusive. I believe that we can honor both teams in our determination. Both have equal merit, as the pitch was at the very edge of the strike zone. I certainly would not discount the hardworking people in the field and the pitcher who have striven so hard to produce what they believe to NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74765022590065362402015-06-17T16:23:22.725-07:002015-06-17T16:23:22.725-07:00That was clearly a strike. If you disagree, blame ...That was clearly a strike. If you disagree, blame Obama.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-62935625538707187592015-06-17T15:39:10.249-07:002015-06-17T15:39:10.249-07:00"No balls, al.""No balls, al."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61846687568197821582015-06-17T12:56:04.814-07:002015-06-17T12:56:04.814-07:00"C'mon, if you're a Cardinal batter f..."C'mon, if you're a Cardinal batter facing an Astros pitcher, at least take a hack at it."Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05715601332241444620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84945040644951454632015-06-17T08:18:19.086-07:002015-06-17T08:18:19.086-07:00"That last one was more of a hurl ... Bring m..."That last one was more of a hurl ... Bring me an emesis basin!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19460544978483525782015-06-17T04:14:22.879-07:002015-06-17T04:14:22.879-07:00Sorry, I'm busy. I'm going to judge only e...Sorry, I'm busy. I'm going to judge only every fifth or sixth pitch.JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-60496719380039428302015-06-17T00:07:42.104-07:002015-06-17T00:07:42.104-07:00I might have been caught with an underage page, bu...I might have been caught with an underage page, but you were caught looking.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-37265879474902983922015-06-16T07:53:44.285-07:002015-06-16T07:53:44.285-07:00"If you vote for me, all of your wildest drea...<a href="http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Napoleon_Dynamite&quote=wildestdreams.txt&file=wildestdreams.wav" rel="nofollow">"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."</a>Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7266795975420343892015-06-16T07:48:58.042-07:002015-06-16T07:48:58.042-07:00"My name is Johnny Jones, and I approve this ..."My name is Johnny Jones, and I approve this intentional walk."Kathy Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1645155165584935672015-06-16T07:47:04.459-07:002015-06-16T07:47:04.459-07:00"Yeah, but didn't you just yell to the eq..."Yeah, but didn't you just yell to the equipment manager, 'I want my mitt.'?"Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-12940323667443107872015-06-16T01:48:48.603-07:002015-06-16T01:48:48.603-07:00Sorry about my uniform, Jimmy, but I have to rush ...Sorry about my uniform, Jimmy, but I have to rush back to Congress to impeach Obama.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-42577004584878285062015-06-15T21:32:09.717-07:002015-06-15T21:32:09.717-07:00"Climate change? Not sure. Ball? Strike? Who..."Climate change? Not sure. Ball? Strike? Who knows? I'm not a scientist any more than I'm an umpire. Yet here I am." Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-28139347342600451862015-06-15T20:00:36.788-07:002015-06-15T20:00:36.788-07:00"Fuck Ques Tec."
Jim Cavanaugh"Fuck Ques Tec."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41388135848443512732015-06-15T19:33:50.736-07:002015-06-15T19:33:50.736-07:00"$25 million a year ain't shit. You guys..."$25 million a year ain't shit. You guys ever hear about Citizens United? "<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-18119883098684990592015-06-15T19:33:25.509-07:002015-06-15T19:33:25.509-07:00"Well, Obama promised changeup.""Well, Obama promised changeup."Dexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44898428033994575152015-06-15T19:15:06.501-07:002015-06-15T19:15:06.501-07:00"No Mr. Bonds, we expected you to lie ."..."No Mr. Bonds, we expected you to lie ."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-17719920203924573832015-06-15T18:23:31.858-07:002015-06-15T18:23:31.858-07:00"Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota..."Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-59255247170687316212015-06-15T18:19:19.556-07:002015-06-15T18:19:19.556-07:00"It's a strike because that's what Am..."It's a strike because that's what America needs it to be."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-81331636229721283612015-06-15T18:08:14.736-07:002015-06-15T18:08:14.736-07:00"I see a pitch that's right of center but..."I see a pitch that's right of center but on the black despite an overwhelming white majority."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2697711324988765422015-06-15T15:08:12.204-07:002015-06-15T15:08:12.204-07:00"Yes, Max. We have established that you pitch..."Yes, Max. We have established that you pitch and Bradley catches. Now we can get on with the ceremony?" Rexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-43167950804077246042015-06-15T14:26:32.494-07:002015-06-15T14:26:32.494-07:00"If I'm elected, no couple with 4 balls w..."If I'm elected, no couple with 4 balls will be allowed to get to go all the way around the bases."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5575175963838620142015-06-15T14:17:32.002-07:002015-06-15T14:17:32.002-07:00"I served with Timmy. I knew Timmy. Timmy was..."I served with Timmy. I knew Timmy. Timmy was a friend of mine. Johnny, you're no Timmy."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-47578318059104625502015-06-15T10:29:29.022-07:002015-06-15T10:29:29.022-07:00"BALL FOUR ... Higher than a T-shirt at Mardi..."BALL FOUR ... Higher than a T-shirt at Mardi Gras!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.com