"Damn. al really was traveling."Jim Cavanaugh
"Cold probe? No, it's toasty!"
Did he just say, "Take me to your butter"?
"They are little guys, but they have big eggos."
They're offering $50 an hour to clean the crumb tray.
"I don't think they see us. Pull your pants back down."
"I gotta admit ... They have the cutest little doughnuts!"
"Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!"
"The ultrasound showed quintuplets. I guess the other two are toast."
"To Serve Aliens" is a cookbook!
All those old After Dark screensavers ... the flying toasters were real!
The New Yorker and al in la ... not even trying anymore.
"More rioters were bound to show up after Freddie Gray news finally reached the darkest outer crusts of the universe."
"Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not another one of those fucking Claes Oldenburg sculptures."
"Whoaaa, giant toast."
How about that? Aliens now come gluten-free!
So they DO have game shows on other planets.
"Shit, still no Pop-Tarts®."
"You bet they're illegal, ma. They's brown, ain't they?"
Winner "Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!" Dr. Sumguy. It's funny because you used to get a toaster for opening an account at a savings and loan. To appreciate it, you have to be old enough to know what a savings and loan is. I don't know why he particularly referenced the planet Uranus, though.
Second place: "Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not another one of those fucking Claes Oldenburg sculptures." - Anonymous. Because "fucking".
Honorable mention: All of mine.
"You've heard of French toast . . . "
"What will those Mexicans think of next. Let's see if their backs are wet."
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