Wednesday, April 29, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 473


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Damn. al really was traveling."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Cold probe? No, it's toasty!"

boneguy said...

Did he just say, "Take me to your butter"?

Dex said...

"They are little guys, but they have big eggos."

boneguy said...

They're offering $50 an hour to clean the crumb tray.

reid savid said...

"I don't think they see us. Pull your pants back down."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I gotta admit ... They have the cutest little doughnuts!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!"

Anonymous said...

"The ultrasound showed quintuplets. I guess the other two are toast."

JohnnyB said...

"To Serve Aliens" is a cookbook!

JohnnyB said...

All those old After Dark screensavers ... the flying toasters were real!

JohnnyB said...

The New Yorker and al in la ... not even trying anymore.

LR said...

"More rioters were bound to show up after Freddie Gray news finally reached the darkest outer crusts of the universe."

Anonymous said...

"Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not another one of those fucking Claes Oldenburg sculptures."

reid savid said...

"Whoaaa, giant toast."

boneguy said...

How about that? Aliens now come gluten-free!

Anonymous said...

So they DO have game shows on other planets.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Shit, still no Pop-Tarts®."

Le Chifforobe said...

"You bet they're illegal, ma. They's brown, ain't they?"

JohnnyB said...

Winner "Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!" Dr. Sumguy. It's funny because you used to get a toaster for opening an account at a savings and loan. To appreciate it, you have to be old enough to know what a savings and loan is. I don't know why he particularly referenced the planet Uranus, though.

JohnnyB said...

Second place: "Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not another one of those fucking Claes Oldenburg sculptures." - Anonymous. Because "fucking".

JohnnyB said...

Honorable mention: All of mine.

Anonymous said...

"You've heard of French toast . . . "

Anonymous said...

"What will those Mexicans think of next. Let's see if their backs are wet."

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