Tuesday, April 21, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 472


20 comments:

al in la said...

"He says he had to travel and had a bunch of other stuff to do and couldn't post last week's contest."

Dex said...

"Christ, what an icehole"

JohnnyB said...

Men's room, blow job, after the debate.

boneguy said...

Say that's not nearly as hard as juggling your three mistresses.

Shelly said...

"He'll massacre you in Texas."

Anonymous said...

Should I bring out the karaoke machine, sir?

NJ-to-TX said...

"Jeb and Rubio are dead. Don't worry, Paul is next, and he's going to have to take a lot of extra time with Christie."

boneguy said...

He moonlights as a mohel on weekends.

Anonymous said...

"Psst..he wants to cut your pork."

JohnnyB said...

Prepare for some cutting remarks.

boneguy said...

Buck up. You're the Senate's best log roller.

Anonymous said...

"That ain't shit. You're juggling a wife, two mistresses and an ethics inquiry."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Just wait ... We'll catch him red handed!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Are you circumcised?"

Le Chifforobe said...

"He's going to cut off Labor, Education, and a third thing he really cares about."

Anonymous said...

"I wouldn't worry about a winner, al is judging this debate."

Anonymous said...

"It's crunch time, senator. Go for the juggler."

NJ-to-TX said...

The're printing stickers that say
HE CHAIN
HE SAW
HE CONQUERED

JohnnyB said...

He says he had to travel and had a bunch of other stuff to do and couldn't post last week's contest, but really he's just been juggling chain saws on Venice Beach.

Anonymous said...

"Ask him how he could have done such a thing to Bruce Jenner."

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