"He says he had to travel and had a bunch of other stuff to do and couldn't post last week's contest."
"Christ, what an icehole"
Men's room, blow job, after the debate.
Say that's not nearly as hard as juggling your three mistresses.
"He'll massacre you in Texas."
Should I bring out the karaoke machine, sir?
"Jeb and Rubio are dead. Don't worry, Paul is next, and he's going to have to take a lot of extra time with Christie."
He moonlights as a mohel on weekends.
"Psst..he wants to cut your pork."
Prepare for some cutting remarks.
Buck up. You're the Senate's best log roller.
"That ain't shit. You're juggling a wife, two mistresses and an ethics inquiry."Jim Cavanaugh
"Just wait ... We'll catch him red handed!"
"Are you circumcised?"
"He's going to cut off Labor, Education, and a third thing he really cares about."
"I wouldn't worry about a winner, al is judging this debate."
"It's crunch time, senator. Go for the juggler."
The're printing stickers that sayHE CHAINHE SAWHE CONQUERED
He says he had to travel and had a bunch of other stuff to do and couldn't post last week's contest, but really he's just been juggling chain saws on Venice Beach.
"Ask him how he could have done such a thing to Bruce Jenner."
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