"It's guerilla marketing for the Cyrus girl. Just ignore it."
It's Muriel Brodsky. We're beginning to regret that we stopped your kids from playing baseball.
"It could be considered an act of God if He had any balls."
"Don't come over just now. The place is a wreck."Jim Cavanaugh
"Yuriy Sedykh? ... We have your Hammerthrow!"
Tell Netanyahu the White House is a little more to the left.
Harold kept mumbling something about a big gaping hole.
Long story short, we locked ourselves out but we're home now.
What the fuck was that?!
No we are not aware of any ongoing promotions for this week's major studio release of "Descent of the Testicle".
"No, I said it came in like a wiccan ball."
"Missed me again, Asshole."
Hey Fuckwad, I'm on a "Do Not Ball" List.
"Now, look here, Mr. George Booth! We've got your dog and we ain't giving him up!!"
Yeah. Thanks. That's better. I can hear you now.
"Nah, this one sucks. A bunch of lame attempts at captions.... Wait for those? Right, as if the ones they pick for the so-called real contest aren't completely lame...."
"Yes I know it can reduce emissions ... But Ronald's last orgasm was in 1964!"
"I think it's a notice to vacate!"
"You can take your eminent domain and shove it up your.....wait, someone's knocking."
Hi al. The anti-captioneers are getting restless again.
"Judging from the amount of entries I'd say they are getting listless dear."
"Thanks, Evrolet Girl, but your Ben Wa Ball is of no use to me."
"Gotta run! Barkminster Fuller is doing scooties again."
"You missed, fucktard."
"George finally got that bay window he wanted."
"Just to be clear, you are saying 'Homeowner's insurance'""Yeah, Homo's insurance.""Homeowner's insurance""Homo's insurance""Homeowner's insurance""Homo's insurance""Homeowners""Homo's""Homeowners""Homo's""I think we're on the same page.""We're totally on the same page."
"Get a load of this, Madge. Don't Make Jew Jokes Guy is into homo humor."
"This crappy two-bit contest has appeared to have jumped the sharks."
"No, it missed him. A few meters to your left."
"Hey, Anony, I liked your anti-Cementic cap, if that was yours and not some other anonymous poster's."
I heard you were juggling chainsaws
"What the hell does 'allahu akbar!' mean?"
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