Monday, April 6, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #470


34 comments:

Miley'S Dad said...

"It's guerilla marketing for the Cyrus girl. Just ignore it."

boneguy said...
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boneguy said...

It's Muriel Brodsky. We're beginning to regret that we stopped your kids from playing baseball.

 

Anonymous said...

"It could be considered an act of God if He had any balls."

Anonymous said...

"Don't come over just now. The place is a wreck."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Yuriy Sedykh? ... We have your Hammerthrow!"

boneguy said...

Tell Netanyahu the White House is a little more to the left.

Dex said...

Harold kept mumbling something about a big gaping hole.

Anonymous said...

Long story short, we locked ourselves out but we're home now.

JohnnyB said...

What the fuck was that?!

boneguy said...

No we are not aware of any ongoing promotions for this week's major studio release of "Descent of the Testicle".

NJ-to-TX said...

"No, I said it came in like a wiccan ball."

Gladys said...

"Missed me again, Asshole."

Anonymous said...

Hey Fuckwad, I'm on a "Do Not Ball" List.

Kathy H said...

"Now, look here, Mr. George Booth! We've got your dog and we ain't giving him up!!"

gfwrite said...

Yeah. Thanks. That's better. I can hear you now.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Nah, this one sucks. A bunch of lame attempts at captions.... Wait for those? Right, as if the ones they pick for the so-called real contest aren't completely lame...."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Yes I know it can reduce emissions ... But Ronald's last orgasm was in 1964!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I think it's a notice to vacate!"

Anonymous said...

"You can take your eminent domain and shove it up your.....wait, someone's knocking."

Anonymous said...

Hi al. The anti-captioneers are getting restless again.

Anonymous said...

Hi al. The anti-captioneers are getting restless again.

Anonymous said...

"Judging from the amount of entries I'd say they are getting listless dear."

Jill Minipus said...

"Thanks, Evrolet Girl, but your Ben Wa Ball is of no use to me."

Grandma said...

"Gotta run! Barkminster Fuller is doing scooties again."

Anonymous said...

"You missed, fucktard."

Steve_O said...

"George finally got that bay window he wanted."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Just to be clear, you are saying 'Homeowner's insurance'"
"Yeah, Homo's insurance."
"Homeowner's insurance"
"Homo's insurance"
"Homeowner's insurance"
"Homo's insurance"
"Homeowners"
"Homo's"
"Homeowners"
"Homo's"
"I think we're on the same page."
"We're totally on the same page."

Anonymous said...

"Get a load of this, Madge. Don't Make Jew Jokes Guy is into homo humor."

Anonymous said...

"This crappy two-bit contest has appeared to have jumped the sharks."

Lugar said...

"No, it missed him. A few meters to your left."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Hey, Anony, I liked your anti-Cementic cap, if that was yours and not some other anonymous poster's."

JohnnyB said...

I heard you were juggling chainsaws

NJ-to-TX said...

"What the hell does 'allahu akbar!' mean?"

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