Monday, March 30, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #469


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Glue facility, you crazy bastard! How are you gonna keep her out of it?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"It was a Pinto."

boneguy said...

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no veins

Convicted Horse-fucker Peterson said...

"Sure it's faster Billybob, but I can't fuck my horse no more"

boneguy said...

You see I've been through the desert on a horse that takes change.

Anonymous said...

"I've had it with your horseshit, Slim."

Kathy H said...

"I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy."

Dr Sumguy said...

"You can forget whoa or giddyup!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"The only downside is range anxiety!"

boneguy said...

You didn't hear? We recycled the Tin Man.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Best way to skirt the bestiality laws, my friend. Interested?"

Anonymous said...

"That ain't the best part, Jake. The best part is he don't need no dang whisperer."

Shelly said...

"My favorite thing about working bank security is the armored vehicle."

JohnnyB said...

All the tired horses in the sun
How'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm?

JohnnyB said...

Excuse me, sir, have you got a quarter so I can start this thing up and get it back to the Piggly Wiggly?

boneguy said...

My balls get a nice buzz every time it shorts.

Anonymous said...

Ever since I went electric I feel much better about my carbon hoofprint.

Anonymous said...

"Can't believe you're still ridin' that shitbox."

boneguy said...

Do any of yer hitchin' posts have any of them 6-20R to L14-20p adapter to plug 240V outlets?

NJ-to-TX said...

"After my last horse died of Lou Gehrig's disease, I felt this was a way I could honor him."

NJ-to-TX said...

"She's a filly. You don't see no big, long, metal pro tooberance, now do ye?"

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