"Glue facility, you crazy bastard! How are you gonna keep her out of it?"Jim Cavanaugh
"It was a Pinto."
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no veins
"Sure it's faster Billybob, but I can't fuck my horse no more"
You see I've been through the desert on a horse that takes change.
"I've had it with your horseshit, Slim."
"I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy."
"You can forget whoa or giddyup!"
"The only downside is range anxiety!"
You didn't hear? We recycled the Tin Man.
"Best way to skirt the bestiality laws, my friend. Interested?"
"That ain't the best part, Jake. The best part is he don't need no dang whisperer."
"My favorite thing about working bank security is the armored vehicle."
All the tired horses in the sunHow'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm?
Excuse me, sir, have you got a quarter so I can start this thing up and get it back to the Piggly Wiggly?
My balls get a nice buzz every time it shorts.
Ever since I went electric I feel much better about my carbon hoofprint.
"Can't believe you're still ridin' that shitbox."
Do any of yer hitchin' posts have any of them 6-20R to L14-20p adapter to plug 240V outlets?
"After my last horse died of Lou Gehrig's disease, I felt this was a way I could honor him."
"She's a filly. You don't see no big, long, metal pro tooberance, now do ye?"
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