tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post6447363828000422700..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 473.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72532679432370171782015-05-28T22:26:42.518-07:002015-05-28T22:26:42.518-07:00"What will those Mexicans think of next. Let&..."What will those Mexicans think of next. Let's see if their backs are wet."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-29242837564159932272015-05-28T22:25:49.761-07:002015-05-28T22:25:49.761-07:00"You've heard of French toast . . . "..."You've heard of French toast . . . "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7146190716214388262015-05-08T06:13:44.257-07:002015-05-08T06:13:44.257-07:00Honorable mention: All of mine.Honorable mention: All of mine.JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-48749313408245283242015-05-08T06:11:18.269-07:002015-05-08T06:11:18.269-07:00Winner "Looks like they opened a new account ...Winner "Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!" Dr. Sumguy. It's funny because you used to get a toaster for opening an account at a savings and loan. To appreciate it, you have to be old enough to know what a savings and loan is. I don't know why he particularly referenced the planet Uranus, though.JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-82151423669490196152015-05-02T04:19:19.174-07:002015-05-02T04:19:19.174-07:00"Shit, still no Pop-Tarts®.""Shit, still no Pop-Tarts®."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-778551232179843132015-05-01T09:32:12.605-07:002015-05-01T09:32:12.605-07:00So they DO have game shows on other planets.So they DO have game shows on other planets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7140170487649865552015-05-01T07:56:26.792-07:002015-05-01T07:56:26.792-07:00How about that? Aliens now come gluten-free!How about that? Aliens now come gluten-free!boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-13273237394378495762015-04-30T23:04:02.814-07:002015-04-30T23:04:02.814-07:00"Whoaaa, giant toast.""Whoaaa, giant toast."reid savidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33659085434131965752015-04-30T16:31:06.822-07:002015-04-30T16:31:06.822-07:00"Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not..."Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not another one of those fucking Claes Oldenburg sculptures."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64504398891221995222015-04-30T14:04:30.481-07:002015-04-30T14:04:30.481-07:00"More rioters were bound to show up after Fre..."More rioters were bound to show up after Freddie Gray news finally reached the darkest outer crusts of the universe."LRnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-39222581830271451382015-04-30T04:34:52.737-07:002015-04-30T04:34:52.737-07:00The New Yorker and al in la ... not even trying an...The New Yorker and al in la ... not even trying anymore.JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33707777024274504212015-04-30T04:30:33.522-07:002015-04-30T04:30:33.522-07:00All those old After Dark screensavers ... the flyi...All those old After Dark screensavers ... the flying toasters were real!JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14309260901482243402015-04-30T04:28:22.774-07:002015-04-30T04:28:22.774-07:00"To Serve Aliens" is a cookbook!"To Serve Aliens" is a cookbook!JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-67201700953350540272015-04-30T04:17:29.705-07:002015-04-30T04:17:29.705-07:00"The ultrasound showed quintuplets. I guess t..."The ultrasound showed quintuplets. I guess the other two are toast."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-13811403045468446722015-04-29T23:51:41.500-07:002015-04-29T23:51:41.500-07:00"Looks like they opened a new account at '..."Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-54409103154154126532015-04-29T23:42:19.339-07:002015-04-29T23:42:19.339-07:00"I gotta admit ... They have the cutest littl..."I gotta admit ... They have the cutest little doughnuts!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-88639737558335671162015-04-29T23:35:28.502-07:002015-04-29T23:35:28.502-07:00"I don't think they see us. Pull your pan..."I don't think they see us. Pull your pants back down."reid savidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1538422767189795372015-04-29T20:42:26.021-07:002015-04-29T20:42:26.021-07:00They're offering $50 an hour to clean the crum...They're offering $50 an hour to clean the crumb tray.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1389642951884935952015-04-29T19:49:38.940-07:002015-04-29T19:49:38.940-07:00"They are little guys, but they have big eggo..."They are little guys, but they have big eggos."Dexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-76195281055523047982015-04-29T19:34:23.484-07:002015-04-29T19:34:23.484-07:00Did he just say, "Take me to your butter"...Did he just say, "Take me to your butter"?boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-16083047728599577322015-04-29T19:08:22.071-07:002015-04-29T19:08:22.071-07:00"Cold probe? No, it's toasty!""Cold probe? No, it's toasty!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-18480192428232447592015-04-29T13:11:35.746-07:002015-04-29T13:11:35.746-07:00"Damn. al really was traveling."
Jim ..."Damn. al really was traveling."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com