Monday, May 4, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 474


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, Go fuck yourself

Anonymous said...

"You never see cats label their shit."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Murder the boss, hide her in the company garden, and no one will suspect anything."

boneguy said...

He got transferred to Denver and thought he'd get a head start.

JohnnyB said...

I suspect he's a plant.

Anonymous said...

Johnson manages the firm's seed money.

Anonymous said...

"I don’t know what Al is doing, but the little markers say: ‘Boneguy, Johnny B, Jim Cavanaugh, Kathy H, NJ-to-TX . . ."

Anonymous said...

Dahmer's cubicle has always been weird.

Anonymous said...

"...and that's Kevin, penetrating his first dirt box."

Anonymous said...

"It's' a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"Not what I expected when I approved the 'cube farm'"

Dex said...

"He's our new loam officer"

JohnnyB said...

Oh, by the way, use the buckets in the mens room. Jim is composting.

boneguy said...
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boneguy said...

It's been a rough quarter.

Anonymous said...

"And that there is Hoffman, who keeps removing himself from his post."

Anonymous said...

"Contest 473, 472, 471, 470, 469, 468 and still burying."

Steve in Finance said...

"He's our office faggot."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Say it ain't sow!"

Dex said...

"Bob needs a hoe."

Anonymouse said...

"I understand that he called a spade a spade, and now HR is all up in his ass."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Who are you to judge?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"The plants are stupid enough, but he's even graphing the number now."

Anonymous said...

Maybe he'll sprout some balls

Utellme said...

Corporate promised him a rose garden.

Anonymous said...

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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