Monday, February 2, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #462


43 comments:

Jess said...

"Fucking liberals!"

boneguy said...

Turns out our CC&R prohibits blacks AND wall art.

Dr Sumguy said...

"His you know what, hangs waaay down ... I think he's a Cockney!"

boneguy said...

He promises in 150,000 years, to cut out the middle man.

Dex said...

"He says the pictrogram is the Theory of Everything."

Anonymous said...

"I found him frozen up on the mountain; he says he is from our past."

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's Paul Ryan. Things didn't work out all that well for him. Budget cuts."

JohnnyB said...

You can write a caption for the cave drawings and he'll judge it immediately.

JohnnyB said...

He walks very softly.

Tim H said...

"He's my financial advisor and he says that the smart money is in mastodon futures."

NJ-to-TX said...

"If we put him in deep freeze, he wake up in millennia and be Phil Hartman, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!"

Kathy H said...

"He eccentric. He only order club sandwich with club soda."

Anonymouse said...

"He only docent I know who club you on head if you ask question."

Tim H said...

"He always first pick in fantasy league."

Dr Sumguy said...

"His calls himself Hugo Boss ... Do what he says!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"He's from the HOA!

Anonymous said...

"I quit the club scene years ago."

Jim Cavanaugh

Kathy H said...

"He's batting clean-up."

boneguy said...
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JohnnyB said...

He's says he got the smoked turkey drumstick at the county fair, whatever that is.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Looks ominous! ... 'Better Call Saul'!"

boneguy said...

He keeps asking if we know a Fred or Wilma

Anonymous said...

"He from future where jock assholes drinking beer and watching football on widescreen TVs will call this a man cave."

SalmonOfDoubt said...

Club club is over. Go home.

pg13 said...

"These flamboyant types tend to be homo erectus."

boneguy said...

His name is Bam-Bam Rubble and he's on a quest to find his birth parents.

Kathy H said...

"He say suit is 100% worsted woolly mammoth."

Shelly said...

"He best teacher in whole vet school on how to distract bull for rectal exam."

Anonymous said...

"He from Rolling Stone, and he on his own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown, like a Republican."

Jess said...

"Looks like he got A&E's check for that stupid reality TV show.."

NJ-to-TX said...

"He's from the National Club Association, and he wants to know if we support Open Carry."

NJ-to-TX said...

"He says in the future, we will spend way too much time scrolling the 'al in la' page to see if any contests were judged. Grab the club and kill him."

Roger Kaputnik said...

Who's this asshole?

Keyrock said...

He say this area called Piltdown.

Dr Sumguy said...

"He says he's a HOMOsapien, and mumbled something about same sex marriage!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"He represents a new clothing boutique called 'The Fashion Police'!"

Anonymous said...

"He has a message from Al:'Matthew: 7-1.' . . . whatever that means?"

Anonymous said...

"The hours here are pleistocene."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymouse said...

"I don't know what he mean, but he say that he got it from a guy named Brian Williams at the National Press Club."

Kathy H said...

"I don't know what he mean, but he say that his name is ABC and that he beat some guy named Brian Williams."

Dex said...

"He mumbled something about releasing 'Shadows in the Night.'"

Jabba said...

"Sweet set of threads but that club is so old school."

Anonymous said...

WINNERS

First Prize: One week in the Northeast.

Second Prize: Two weeks in the Northeast.

Third Prize: Four weeks in the Northeast.

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