Turns out our CC&R prohibits blacks AND wall art.
"His you know what, hangs waaay down ... I think he's a Cockney!"
He promises in 150,000 years, to cut out the middle man.
"He says the pictrogram is the Theory of Everything."
"I found him frozen up on the mountain; he says he is from our past."
"It's Paul Ryan. Things didn't work out all that well for him. Budget cuts."
You can write a caption for the cave drawings and he'll judge it immediately.
He walks very softly.
"He's my financial advisor and he says that the smart money is in mastodon futures."
"If we put him in deep freeze, he wake up in millennia and be Phil Hartman, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!"
"He eccentric. He only order club sandwich with club soda."
"He only docent I know who club you on head if you ask question."
"He always first pick in fantasy league."
"His calls himself Hugo Boss ... Do what he says!"
"He's from the HOA!
"I quit the club scene years ago."Jim Cavanaugh
"He's batting clean-up."
He's says he got the smoked turkey drumstick at the county fair, whatever that is.
"Looks ominous! ... 'Better Call Saul'!"
He keeps asking if we know a Fred or Wilma
"He from future where jock assholes drinking beer and watching football on widescreen TVs will call this a man cave."
Club club is over. Go home.
"These flamboyant types tend to be homo erectus."
His name is Bam-Bam Rubble and he's on a quest to find his birth parents.
"He say suit is 100% worsted woolly mammoth."
"He best teacher in whole vet school on how to distract bull for rectal exam."
"He from Rolling Stone, and he on his own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown, like a Republican."
"Looks like he got A&E's check for that stupid reality TV show.."
"He's from the National Club Association, and he wants to know if we support Open Carry."
"He says in the future, we will spend way too much time scrolling the 'al in la' page to see if any contests were judged. Grab the club and kill him."
Who's this asshole?
He say this area called Piltdown.
"He says he's a HOMOsapien, and mumbled something about same sex marriage!"
"He represents a new clothing boutique called 'The Fashion Police'!"
"He has a message from Al:'Matthew: 7-1.' . . . whatever that means?"
"The hours here are pleistocene."Jim Cavanaugh
"I don't know what he mean, but he say that he got it from a guy named Brian Williams at the National Press Club."
"I don't know what he mean, but he say that his name is ABC and that he beat some guy named Brian Williams."
"He mumbled something about releasing 'Shadows in the Night.'"
"Sweet set of threads but that club is so old school."
WINNERSFirst Prize: One week in the Northeast.Second Prize: Two weeks in the Northeast.Third Prize: Four weeks in the Northeast.
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