Friday, May 30, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #430


28 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Why three bullpens?"

Kathy H said...

"I'm guessing that the executive bathroom around here is a bit, um, ripe."

Steve_O said...

"I’m just spitballing here, but how about you run at me stupidly and I stab you in the back?"

boneguy said...

Spectacular hole-in-Juan last week, Bully.

boneguy said...

Here are last weeks entries. Stomp once for first, twice for second and three times for third.

boneguy said...

Here are the demands for monthly spousal and child support from that cow.

boneguy said...

Are you watching "Red is the Old Red?".

Anonymous said...

"That's nothing. Wait till you see the next photo."

Anonymous said...

"So uhhh, where the fuck is Merrill Lynch?"

Will said...

"I wasn't sure where to put 'I killed your dad'. It was part of my job, but it felt more like "Additional Information".

Anonymous said...

"You wanna fight about it?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Petit Fillet? ... Your daughter? ... Only a Roll in the Hay!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Hope you can read that through the bull snot."

Shelly said...

"Even with such terrible poll numbers, you shouldn't regret tossing your hat in the ring. Everybody runs here- I mean, it's frickin' Pamplona."

REX said...

"'Like a Nazi asking a rabbi for a job'…That's a good one." [nervous laughter]

Anonymous said...

"I'm a dancer. I glide through a china shops without knocking shit over."

boneguy said...

That settles it, then. "El Torito" for lunch.

NJ-to-TX said...

"After he bled, that red bull gave me wings!"

Angus Podgorny said...

"I don't know how they grow oysters in the Rocky Mountains, but they sure are tasty."

Angus Podgorny said...

"See the part where it says 'watch the young torero stand alone'? It's as if you don't even exist, pal."

Billy D said...

The first New Yorker cartoon to have me craving a 40 ounce Schlitz Malt Liquor.

Anonymous said...

Side Note: Boneguy's entry for last week was one of the three finalists for the actual NY contest. Hope you copyrighted that entry, BG!

pg13 said...

"The part about 'what I'd like to do to my boss' is just a joke."

boneguy said...

Any similarity to persons living or dead is coincidental. But you know who to vote for!

Boof said...

"The bull fighters' union want to reduce injuries so we've switched to cow fighting. Is your wife up for it?"

boneguy said...

The whole Juan-and-done thing is killing us at the college level.

Don Don said...

"I know that bulls and matadors don't get along but I think I must tell you, you have cauliflower hanging out of your nostrils."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Yeah, right. As if Derrick Rose will ever play a whole season. And Lebron would take Jordan any day."

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