Thursday, May 1, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #426


35 comments:

NJ-to-TX said...

"You're not Pete Townshend, and that wasn't kiddie porn research you were doing."

Anonymous said...

"It's sex to one, half dozing to another."

Levon Delight said...

That may be an advantage to a torn rotator cuff, but it doesn't make your playing any better.

Levon Delight said...

You're supposed to do the "whirlybird" trick with your penis.

Dr Sumguy said...

"'RapidFire' ... Just like our sex life!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Do you know 'You're Firing Blanks'? ... No! ... But if you hum a few bars, I'll ......

boneguy said...

I feel even more sorry for Keith Moon's kids.

reid savid said...

"You need an amp."

Anonymous said...

"As long as you stay out there we're both unplugged."

Jim Cavanaugh

Levon Delight said...

You don't have to do the Reading Rainbow theme before every bedtime story, Dad.

Levon Delight said...

There's no guitar solo like that in "Lay Lady Lay", which is a fucking inappropriate song to be playing right now, Dad.

Boof said...

"I get it - the 60's were cool dad, now just smash the sucker and get the fuck out of my room."

boneguy said...

I see you're loving your new shoulder prosthesis , Dad.

Anonymous said...

"Sing a song to light my fire
Remember Jim that way
They've all found another place
A place where you should play..."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Stop me, If you've heard this one!"

smuck said...

"Well, Obama did promise flange."

Anonymous said...

"Really great, Dad. Now try doing it without farting."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Do you know ... 'I Can't Wait For The Break'(ing bad)!"

Dr Sumguy said...

Penny thinking ... (banjeered in a galaxy, far, far, away)

boneguy said...

Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpits obsolete, Dad.

boneguy said...

Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpits obsolete, Dad.

julianz said...

Maybe it wouldn't look so lame if you actually put some strings on the damn thing?

Roger McGaugh said...

Please go back to playing the air guitar.

Anonymous said...

"Are you combining Vicodin with Viagra again?"

pg13 said...

"I think you broke your g-string again, dad."

smuck said...

"When I said I wanted a windmill in the bedroom, this isn't what I meant. What the fuck did I mean anyhow...?"

smuck said...

"When I said I wanted a windmill in the bedroom, this isn't what I meant. What the fuck did I mean anyhow...?"

Anonymous said...

"More cowbell."

Anonymous said...

"That was not the kind of talent I was thinking of".

Anonymous said...

"Guitar solos are great but once again you’re premature."

Don Don said...

"Can't I just have a climax and say, "Thank you, you were wonderful". Or do you really have to own me; my heart and soul?"

Anonymous said...

"You farted, admit it?"

Anonymous said...

Why didn't you have six arms when I asked you to help me with the groceries?

Anonymous said...

"You are misplacing all that energy."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Who are you? Who who who who. Who the fuck are you?"

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