Tuesday, May 6, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #427


31 comments:

Don Don said...

"Who knew conjoined twins can't become zombies?"

gfwrite said...

Let me tell you one more thing I know about the Zombie...

Anonymous said...

"Excuse me, Wanda, but I have a first amendment right to serve cookies."

pg13 said...

"Grab the chainsaw, sweetie. I think the souffle is done."

Levon Delight said...

I'm sorry, I thought the marijuana brownies would destroy their brains. I didn't have time to research it http://healthpsych.psy.vanderbilt.edu/2009/MarijuanaBrain.htm

boneguy said...

Catering a Tea Party event has its challenges.

boneguy said...

Looks like Capri pants are back in.

reid savid said...

"He wants to know if the cookies are glutenfree."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Save some for Joaquin Dead!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"No feet, No service!"

Anonymous said...

"These deadbeats voted in Obama and now I have to feed them."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Heston! Get those cold, dead hands over here and grab a burger!"

Anonymous said...

"Shoot the dark skinned ones."

reid savid said...

"I think we should see other people."

reid savid said...

"You need to do more squats and deadlifts."

Dr Sumguy said...

"The chef recommends ... The 'fino aperitif', followed by the 'eaux de vie'!"

boneguy said...

Before today, I was fuzzy on the difference between being baked and being wasted.

Boof said...

"This guest list is totally fucked."

Anonymous said...

"Living dead, my ass! That would be Helen Keller, Christopher Reeves, y'know...people like that."

Anonymous said...

What are those stupid incongruous arms doing there in the foreground. Really wrecks the picture. Fuck you!

pg13 said...

"Get the flamethrower and let's make brownies!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Come and get it ... Leggs ... Over easy!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"That you, Al? Have we gotten rid of enough interest in these contests?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Tastes like Jimmy Hoffa!"

Anonymous said...

"there's love and there is a cry for love."

Anonymous said...

"What's the Mexican word for "Manicure"?

Anonymous said...

"What is "Mr. hand's" screaming? Don't blow their heads off or feed them cookies?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Don't grab any more tits - we're just going to have body parts to clean up."

NJ-to-TX said...

"He's coming to get you, Barbara."

Anonymous said...

"you either start shooting or I am going to have to get in the kitchen and start baking some more cookies."

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