tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post6696352991770921811..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #426.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-82525569287002391432014-05-13T19:12:33.902-07:002014-05-13T19:12:33.902-07:00"You are misplacing all that energy.""You are misplacing all that energy."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-9118413086016195552014-05-11T16:57:59.151-07:002014-05-11T16:57:59.151-07:00Why didn't you have six arms when I asked you ...Why didn't you have six arms when I asked you to help me with the groceries?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74544060437534344312014-05-06T00:41:02.326-07:002014-05-06T00:41:02.326-07:00"You farted, admit it?""You farted, admit it?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-15011035627879107542014-05-06T00:39:14.491-07:002014-05-06T00:39:14.491-07:00"Can't I just have a climax and say, &quo..."Can't I just have a climax and say, "Thank you, you were wonderful". Or do you really have to own me; my heart and soul?"Don Donnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14232857197963601062014-05-06T00:36:06.105-07:002014-05-06T00:36:06.105-07:00"Guitar solos are great but once again you’re..."Guitar solos are great but once again you’re premature."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-73712522795123317342014-05-06T00:33:51.105-07:002014-05-06T00:33:51.105-07:00"That was not the kind of talent I was thinki..."That was not the kind of talent I was thinking of".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-35198173360958459062014-05-05T12:01:42.783-07:002014-05-05T12:01:42.783-07:00"More cowbell.""More cowbell."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-40465531748052307872014-05-05T10:41:17.701-07:002014-05-05T10:41:17.701-07:00"I think you broke your g-string again, dad.&..."I think you broke your g-string again, dad."pg13noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-31281158730042398972014-05-04T16:50:22.836-07:002014-05-04T16:50:22.836-07:00"Are you combining Vicodin with Viagra again?..."Are you combining Vicodin with Viagra again?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2431341495889588932014-05-04T16:27:55.557-07:002014-05-04T16:27:55.557-07:00Please go back to playing the air guitar.
Please go back to playing the air guitar.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417307563699272514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-52300594400651092062014-05-03T22:51:10.054-07:002014-05-03T22:51:10.054-07:00Maybe it wouldn't look so lame if you actually...Maybe it wouldn't look so lame if you actually put some strings on the damn thing?julianznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-56261266984597506032014-05-03T09:39:43.100-07:002014-05-03T09:39:43.100-07:00Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpi...Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpits obsolete, Dad.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84204921234241122922014-05-03T09:39:40.078-07:002014-05-03T09:39:40.078-07:00Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpi...Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpits obsolete, Dad.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-32819778809294401502014-05-03T08:53:14.937-07:002014-05-03T08:53:14.937-07:00Penny thinking ... (banjeered in a galaxy, far, fa...Penny thinking ... (banjeered in a galaxy, far, far, away)Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69191713688082021502014-05-03T08:26:18.010-07:002014-05-03T08:26:18.010-07:00"Do you know ... 'I Can't Wait For Th..."Do you know ... 'I Can't Wait For The Break'(ing bad)!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-37191759034415784352014-05-03T06:09:33.308-07:002014-05-03T06:09:33.308-07:00"Really great, Dad. Now try doing it without ..."Really great, Dad. Now try doing it without farting."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-56208103102192266822014-05-02T13:23:19.372-07:002014-05-02T13:23:19.372-07:00"Well, Obama did promise flange.""Well, Obama did promise flange."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41916102364489102282014-05-02T09:18:59.854-07:002014-05-02T09:18:59.854-07:00"Stop me, If you've heard this one!"..."Stop me, If you've heard this one!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14317183311618512802014-05-02T04:21:44.999-07:002014-05-02T04:21:44.999-07:00"Sing a song to light my fire
Remember Jim th..."Sing a song to light my fire<br />Remember Jim that way<br />They've all found another place<br />A place where you should play..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61832364260460488572014-05-01T21:21:02.992-07:002014-05-01T21:21:02.992-07:00I see you're loving your new shoulder prosthes...I see you're loving your new shoulder prosthesis , Dad.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-71307605006327875852014-05-01T18:47:16.029-07:002014-05-01T18:47:16.029-07:00"I get it - the 60's were cool dad, now j..."I get it - the 60's were cool dad, now just smash the sucker and get the fuck out of my room."Boofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5892277284609294272014-05-01T14:31:08.370-07:002014-05-01T14:31:08.370-07:00There's no guitar solo like that in "Lay ...There's no guitar solo like that in "Lay Lady Lay", which is a fucking inappropriate song to be playing right now, Dad.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141860726843980741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-42224778840980987882014-05-01T14:26:14.940-07:002014-05-01T14:26:14.940-07:00You don't have to do the Reading Rainbow theme...You don't have to do the Reading Rainbow theme before every bedtime story, Dad.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141860726843980741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64754754112733492822014-05-01T12:52:13.063-07:002014-05-01T12:52:13.063-07:00"As long as you stay out there we're both..."As long as you stay out there we're both unplugged."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-48779401851488868922014-05-01T08:13:19.194-07:002014-05-01T08:13:19.194-07:00"You need an amp.""You need an amp."reid savidnoreply@blogger.com