Well, that explains all the unjudged caption contests.
"Our marketing staff is starting over from the ground up."
"It's our new retirement package."
"Blah blah blah working stiff."
Levon's the winner. Let's just shut down this week's contest and save ourselves the grief.
"You know how I told you that we're in the only New Yorker cartoon showing 2 black guys? Here's the other one."
He always complained about being buried at work.
He's still our best center-fielder at the annual company softball game.
The hours here are serene.
Jones, this is Bill Harrison, our number one supplier of maggots.
"We usually just look the other way when it comes to the necrophilia in the workplace policy."
"Business is dead."
It's my work, he'd say, and I do it for pay. And when it's over, I'd just as soon go my way.
"For the last time, there is no number higher than 424."
"Killed by his gay partner ... Cause ... Backup Withholding!"
"Dead man working."
"And couches, deep as toombs—Baudelaire."
"Here lies Dr. Cumguy. Killed by his straight wife...Cause...he had a teeny weeny."
I spit on your grave .
Welcome to the Dead Poets Society.
"He always said it was a dead end job."
His work production has actually increased by 50%.
It's a shame. We had to cut out one of the cubicle walls to make it fit.
I don't mind the shape of the new monitor it's that sand I hate lying in. It gets into tight creveases and causes irritations.
"This job sucks the life right out of a guy".
"Well, we found the source of that cryptic memo."
"This is the weighted ergonomic mouse you asked for."
"Here lies the 99% rep.... live and learn."
"...Not what I had in mind when Steve said he 'took Gretchen from Accounting to the bone-yard'."
Shit! It's Easter and I forgot the flowers again.
"This is where we keep the cryptographers."
"In Russia, Khrushchev buries you."
"It's the new corporate composting initative."
Read your employee handbook, "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."
Hey, pal, quit, knock, knock, knocking on the cubicle wall.
"How'd you think we got the name Tombstone for our pizza?"
"Republicans are really desperate for votes."
"Here's another Union breaker; "Count Dracula"."
With the hiring freeze, it just made good business sense to sell the space to his family.
"Then I said, 'No Mr. bond, I expect you to die.'"
Hard to believe he was once a partner and the best ad man in the company."
We expected Jesus back around Easter.
"His name's Al and he's as dead as this contest."
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