Tuesday, April 22, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #425


45 comments:

Levon Delight said...

Well, that explains all the unjudged caption contests.

pg13 said...

"Our marketing staff is starting over from the ground up."

pg13 said...

"It's our new retirement package."

Anonymous said...

"Blah blah blah working stiff."

Anonymous said...

Levon's the winner. Let's just shut down this week's contest and save ourselves the grief.

LR said...

"You know how I told you that we're in the only New Yorker cartoon showing 2 black guys? Here's the other one."

boneguy said...

He always complained about being buried at work.

boneguy said...

He's still our best center-fielder at the annual company softball game.

boneguy said...

The hours here are serene.

boneguy said...

Jones, this is Bill Harrison, our number one supplier of maggots.

pg13 said...

"We usually just look the other way when it comes to the necrophilia in the workplace policy."

james said...

"Business is dead."

Dr Sumguy said...

It's my work, he'd say, and I do it for pay. And when it's over, I'd just as soon go my way.

Anonymous said...

"For the last time, there is no number higher than 424."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Killed by his gay partner ... Cause ... Backup Withholding!"

Anonymous said...

"Dead man working."

Anonymous said...

"And couches, deep as toombs—Baudelaire."

Roger McGaugh said...

"Here lies Dr. Cumguy. Killed by his straight wife...Cause...he had a teeny weeny."

Roger McGaugh said...

I spit on your grave .

Roger McGaugh said...

Welcome to the Dead Poets Society.

Boof said...

"He always said it was a dead end job."

Roger McGaugh said...

His work production has actually increased by 50%.

Roger McGaugh said...

It's a shame. We had to cut out one of the cubicle walls to make it fit.

Roger McGaugh said...

I don't mind the shape of the new monitor it's that sand I hate lying in. It gets into tight creveases and causes irritations.

james said...

"This job sucks the life right out of a guy".

Dex said...

"Well, we found the source of that cryptic memo."

smuck said...

"This is the weighted ergonomic mouse you asked for."

Don Don said...

"Here lies the 99% rep.... live and learn."

Anonymous said...

"...Not what I had in mind when Steve said he 'took Gretchen from Accounting to the bone-yard'."

Roger McGaugh said...

Shit! It's Easter and I forgot the flowers again.

Anonymous said...

"This is where we keep the cryptographers."

Anonymous said...

"In Russia, Khrushchev buries you."

Dex said...

"It's the new corporate composting initative."

Levon Delight said...

Read your employee handbook, "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."

Levon Delight said...

Hey, pal, quit, knock, knock, knocking on the cubicle wall.

Tim H said...

"How'd you think we got the name Tombstone for our pizza?"

Anonymous said...

"Republicans are really desperate for votes."

Anonymous said...

"Here's another Union breaker; "Count Dracula"."

melissa fletcher said...

With the hiring freeze, it just made good business sense to sell the space to his family.

Anonymous said...

"Then I said, 'No Mr. bond, I expect you to die.'"

NJ-to-TX said...

Hard to believe he was once a partner and the best ad man in the company."

Anonymous said...

"Postmortem."

gfwrite said...

We expected Jesus back around Easter.

Anonymous said...

"His name's Al and he's as dead as this contest."

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