It's going outside to settle things with the hot tub once and for all.
"No, I did not toss the Madonna on the lawn when I took the bathtub."
Yes, Madge, I know I'm soaking in it. Can I please go home now?
"Ezra ... Really! ... Not another Nocturnal Emission!"
"Another big loss on the stock market, Bob?"
AMBER ALERT!!! ... Little Timmy and the bath water are missing!!!"
"The showers here are obscene."
"Move over, mom, I told you we were going on a tub crawl."
He wants to attend the Plummer family reunion.
"Christ! I'm walking in water."
"You should have your tubs tied."
"The toilet was clogged."
It gives me the rubber ducky or it gets the hose again.
Phil Robertson! Are you sitting on the rubber ducky again?
Hands where I can see them or you lose your porn privileges.
I’s out there paintin’ on the old woodshedWhen a can a black paint it fell on my headI went down to scrub and rubBut I had to sit in back of the tub(Cost a quarterAnd I had to get out quick . . .Someone wanted to come in and take a sauna)
"Please don't tell me the contents of the tub came from Walter White!"
"I would hop out if my body wasn't severed just below the nipple line."
"Little Orphan Annie suprise's Daddy Warbuck's, in the middle of his Mikvey!"
You work in the morning? I don't. So I'll just sleep here. But FYI, I have some good Norwegian wood going on under the water here.
Honey, have you seen my blow dryer?
I never should have let you get that foot in my door.
It wants to tip toe through your two lips.
"Outside Harold! ... Bath Tub Farts, are now regulated by the Geneva Protocol!"
"YOU LET ANOTHER ONE GO! ... Oh ... (Poisonous Gasp)!"
How the hell else do you expect me to take my pet fish for a walk?
"Rub-a-dub dub. This is one fucked up tub."
"That's what you get when Gahan Wilson draws you a bath."Jim Cavanaugh
"I hear pings"
"Bed, bath, ... I'm trying for Beyond"
"You're right, Chief. Never get outta the tub. I gotta remember...never get outta the tub."
Tub Boy changed his profile picture.
"Why is the tub water so opaque ...?"
"The lower half of me is in another Hot tub in another dimension."
"It's not what you think; I was scrubbing not "waxing"."
"It's easier than changing my Depends."
Dear we need to cut back on the amount of bath salts we are putting in this tub.
Let's race dear. You get in the toilet.
"I've never seen a tub clog like this."
A constant reminder, that while married to Marge, Herb will always be in hot water.
"It's what I do."
"Mom, I am not gay, or at least I do not want to be gay, but I may be wanting to get in a long term relationship with my hand."
Harried Tubman would later become famous for his work freeing slaves on the underground railroad.
"I did not break into your home to steal anything, I broke into your home to try and feel human again."
"Where are my arms? Where are your hands?!"
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